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When a woman eats gluten and/or bacon and gets bloated in her lower abdomen. She winds up looking some 3-5 months pregnant due to gassy bloat...

She is taken from behind in the doggy-style position while your hands are on her lower abdomen as you thrust all your milkshake thick cum inside her always and amazingly wet and sexy pussy. Yell Maria and Marc for best results.
I was dreaming of you last night in the "Sexybloat" position and later having a baby, you losing your mind and our lives being ruined...
Fuck that shit.
by PeekyPipers November 09, 2020
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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