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sexual encounter 

a stimulating, passionate, and arousing experience with another individual in a romantic/sexual context. According to Segen's Medical Dictionary, "Any act between 2 or more persons involving sexual contact with genitalia and/or oral mucosa"; Meaning, anything ranging from sex to making out.
I had a sexual encounter with Tiffany last night! We made out on top of a parked car and dry humped.
sexual encounter by dealreal June 4, 2018

Sexual uncounter

Sexual encounters your friends or peers talk about that they had never participated in, or experienced.
Friend 1: ...and then after the blow job, Jenny and I totally did it until the morning.

Friend 2: Dude, your such a liar! James was totally telling me the same story.

Friend 3: That's such a sexual uncounter!
Sexual uncounter by JS-The-Man October 1, 2007

Sexual Encountee 

Individuals who are subject to a cock blocker.
If I'm a cock blocker, what does that make the other two? Sexual Encountee(s)
Sexual Encountee by pizzaeater August 9, 2014

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016