Sexcert

The act of having sex while in audience at a conert

My girlfriend and I tried the sexcert during the Foo Fighters and didn't get caught

by Buschaholic October 4, 2015

sexpert

The expert on everything sexual, or having to do with sex.

boy 1: who can ask about sex?
boy 2: ask John, he's a sexpert!

by csexpert November 12, 2010

sexcretary

A secratary hired specifically so that the boss may have sex with him or her.

Tina got hired as a sexcretary, and boy are her hips sore.

by Kittero December 28, 2004

sexpert

a person that is very good and know a lot about sex.

That lady on the Sunday Night Sex Show is a sexpert.

by Sean Weston October 9, 2003

sexpert

Someone who has studied, or knows much about sex. This is the kind of person you can go to for advice, tips and tricks.

Sally: Man, I'm thinking about screwing my boyfriend. What do you think?
Catherine: Don't ask me, ask Kate the sexpert.

by Kater tots September 14, 2007

sexcort

A paid companion that will, with the proper inducements i.e. material compensation, perform acts of sexual pleasure, or perversion depending on the agreed upon dollar amount. As a rule certain pay-platforms like Venmo are used for the transfer of funds, sometimes through a straw purchaser.

After the coke orgy, Joel Venmoed Megan $500 for "ass" after getting that exact amount from Matt exactly 30 minutes before. She is the consummate sexcort.

by Kat'O9 April 23, 2022

Sexertainment

A relationship that is based purely on sex all the while keeping one partner entertained for the time being, until finding someone else.

Girl one: Hey girl I noticed you and Garry have been going out regularly. Is it getting serious?

Girl two: No girl, he is just sexertainment. Something to keep me from being bored!

by CandieLand September 21, 2009