Sex-Things

The things regarding the human body that people don't want to talk about.

Most people don't want to talk about sex-things.

by Newmann-Newman July 3, 2025

Sex Things

Covers mostly all general sexual acts besides anal or vaginal penetration. Meant to be general and less specific. Also referred to as foreplay, but in this situation there is no "fore" about it. It's usually the first and final sexual act, but when used in plural is meant to address multiple sexual acts in one go.

Dude 1: "Yo did you get it in last night?"
Dude 2: "We didn't go all the way, but we certainly did sex things!"

by fobprincess February 24, 2012

Things NOT to say during sex

Girl: -Fuck me you white piece of shit
-Aw, it's cute
-...is it on backwards?
-Where's the tv remote?
-Did you start yet?
-I like your ceiling
-You might want to get checked out after this
-I want a baby

Guy: -Aw I hate tuna...
-Here's the condom I said I would use
-What is THAT?
-Maybe we should have kept the lights off...
-FUCK SHIT TITS
-Come on... Those HAVE to be plastic

There are just some things NOT to say during sex...

by PlanX December 5, 2010

Fire Sextingsquisher

When you have so much cum, that you could put out a 13 story apartment complex if it were burning to the ground in a fiery ablaze with one single cum shot.

T-mad: dude I haven’t jacked off in like 4 days.

Big Cheesey: holy fuck dude. I can’t go more than 9 hours or I have to fuck my pillows or something.

T-mad: yea man my balls are gigantic rn. I feel like I could use my Cock for a Fire Sextingsquisher if need be.

Big Cheesey: There’s an industrial building in flames on broad rn. Go be a hero.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm June 20, 2020