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sex dick 

when you wake up the morning after having sex and realize your dick still smells like coochie.
jake: "yo chris come over and we can make some pan cocks."
chris: "dude i will once i get rid of my sex dick, i went ham all night and passed out mah dude."
jake:' know how it is hommie take a shower."
sex dick by the truth14 January 16, 2011
Words you can keep

Sex Dick 

The scent your penis acquires if you go hella' days without cleaning it after sex.
You're in the bathroom urinal. A guy walks up behind you. "Damn, somebody's got that sex dick. Lucky Dodo bitch."

Voodoo Sex Dick 

When you fuck someone in a public setting and cannot get laid for shit afterwards
Guy 1 "Dude, it's been 6 damn months since I've had sex. How long for you?"

Guy 2 "A fucking year!"

Guy 1 "It's been a year since that random chick at the club?"

Guy 2 "Yeah, I think that bitch gave me some curse, like Voodoo Sex Dick."

Guy 1 "Bummer, bro."
Voodoo Sex Dick by Dizzy7 June 5, 2010

Dick sex 

When two naked men use their penises as swords and whoever loses and cums first has to like it off the other man penis
Bro me and tony where having fun doing some Dick sex and I won so he gave me a blowjob
Dick sex by Ogie bogie October 13, 2020

Dick Sex 

When a man has sex with another mans through his penis. Usually one member has a smaller penis and is the giver, where as the reciever has a larger penis to accomadate for the otherwise uncomfortable insertion.
"so dave, our relationship is very strong now and i wanna try something new..."
"No we are not having dick sex Tom"
or
"I fancy dick sex...get the tape measure John, lets see who's taking one for the team"
Dick Sex by lucusholmus December 1, 2006

Dick Sex 

The rubbing of two male sex organs in order to make them ejaculate onto eachother's throbbing, veiny members.
Bryan and Fred engaged in dick sex and a thick spatter of semen quickly ensued.
Dick Sex by omgdan August 13, 2006

Gay dick sex

When two or more guys, make sex.
With dicks.
Wow, I was watching porn the other day, and there was lots of gay dick sex.
Gay dick sex by x_xherx_x June 23, 2006
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026
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