Sex Coupons

Coupons you give to your significant other for sexual favors. The coupons are normally non transferable and may be good for "1 Blow job", "1 night of sex", etc. Sex coupons are normally gifted on Birthdays and Christmas. These coupons are rarely honored, unless the issuing party is "in the mood", and the expiration date is basically whenever the issuer deems it to be. Sex coupons are normally given when money is tight, and there is an obligation to give some sort of gift for an occasion.

Also referred to as "Ass Rations"

All my wife gave me for Christmas was a book of Sex coupons."

Sex Coupons by Dodgamatic September 17, 2014

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When drinking beer out of a bottle, one might try to peel off the label. People who have tried it, or seen others try, know how hard it is. Supposedly, once you have the label completly off and perfectly inatct, you are able to redeem this label for sex with a person of the opposite sex.

Woah! Chris just got himself a sex coupon, I wonder if Jessica has a double coupon day so I can get some action too.

sex coupon by Joe May 19, 2005

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sex coupon

That book your girlfriend makes you with sex coupons that when you try to use them all they she tells you to fuck off.

Me-"Yeah, can I use that sex coupon for one free BJ right now" GF-"Nope, fuck off asshole"

sex coupon by racer76916 November 26, 2009

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Sex Coupon

A cheap (probably free) and meaningless gift that is meant to be an expression of love for your girlfriend, given with the sole intention of persuading her to have sex.

A typical sex coupon would be food or drink presented as heart shapes: cake, buttered bread, froth on a Cappuccino.

Another sex coupon would be something like a heart shaped key ring you got free with some expensive stuff you bought for yourself.

Sex Coupon by walkin-dead March 8, 2012

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

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