Sex Coupons 

Coupons you give to your significant other for sexual favors. The coupons are normally non transferable and may be good for "1 Blow job", "1 night of sex", etc. Sex coupons are normally gifted on Birthdays and Christmas. These coupons are rarely honored, unless the issuing party is "in the mood", and the expiration date is basically whenever the issuer deems it to be. Sex coupons are normally given when money is tight, and there is an obligation to give some sort of gift for an occasion.

Also referred to as "Ass Rations"

All my wife gave me for Christmas was a book of Sex coupons."

Sex Coupons by Dodgamatic September 17, 2014

sex coupon 

When drinking beer out of a bottle, one might try to peel off the label. People who have tried it, or seen others try, know how hard it is. Supposedly, once you have the label completly off and perfectly inatct, you are able to redeem this label for sex with a person of the opposite sex.

Woah! Chris just got himself a sex coupon, I wonder if Jessica has a double coupon day so I can get some action too.

sex coupon by Joe May 19, 2005

sex coupon 

That book your girlfriend makes you with sex coupons that when you try to use them all they she tells you to fuck off.

Me-"Yeah, can I use that sex coupon for one free BJ right now" GF-"Nope, fuck off asshole"

sex coupon by racer76916 November 26, 2009

Sex Coupon 

A cheap (probably free) and meaningless gift that is meant to be an expression of love for your girlfriend, given with the sole intention of persuading her to have sex.

A typical sex coupon would be food or drink presented as heart shapes: cake, buttered bread, froth on a Cappuccino.

Another sex coupon would be something like a heart shaped key ring you got free with some expensive stuff you bought for yourself.

Sex Coupon by walkin-dead March 8, 2012

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019