Definitions by walkin-dead
Sex Coupon
A cheap (probably free) and meaningless gift that is meant to be an expression of love for your girlfriend, given with the sole intention of persuading her to have sex.
A typical sex coupon would be food or drink presented as heart shapes: cake, buttered bread, froth on a Cappuccino.
Another sex coupon would be something like a heart shaped key ring you got free with some expensive stuff you bought for yourself.
Another sex coupon would be something like a heart shaped key ring you got free with some expensive stuff you bought for yourself.
Sex Coupon by walkin-dead March 8, 2012
Reverse Wedgie
The opposite of a wedgie, usually inflicted on oneself accidentally. When sat on the toilet and you stand up pulling up your pants but leaving your underpants around your knees.
Also self-inflicted in times of panic, as when your pants are down as your girlfriend is giving you a blow job and her parents come home. In a panic you pull up your pants, again leaving your underpants around your knees.
Also self-inflicted in times of panic, as when your pants are down as your girlfriend is giving you a blow job and her parents come home. In a panic you pull up your pants, again leaving your underpants around your knees.
"Jenny's parents came home while she was giving me a blow job, right there in view of their hallway. I reacted to fast I gave myself a reverse wedgie."
Reverse Wedgie by walkin-dead March 2, 2012
Chest Johnnies
Long, droopy, withered, wrinkly breasts that hang down flat on a woman's chest, looking like a pair of used johnnies (condoms).
"Man, I walked in on mother-in-law while she was getting dressed."
"Hey, did you see her tits?"
"Yeah, but I wish I hadn't. She turned and flashed them at me, but the sight of a couple of chest johnnies turned my stomach."
"Hey, did you see her tits?"
"Yeah, but I wish I hadn't. She turned and flashed them at me, but the sight of a couple of chest johnnies turned my stomach."
Chest Johnnies by walkin-dead December 4, 2011
Beluga Babe
Beluga (White Whale, Delphinapterus leucas): A big white but otherwise hot babe, who has particularly pale skin due to her rarely choosing to undress in public, or daylight.
"I've not seen Judy in a bikini before. She's a big girl, but she's hot."
"Yeah, a real Beluga Babe. Tasty."
"Yeah, a real Beluga Babe. Tasty."
Beluga Babe by walkin-dead November 26, 2011
Ejector Cord
"Man, that was some scream coming from your room last night. What did you do to her?"
"Yeah. I yanked a little too hard on the ejector cord. She jumped so high I thought she was going to take the roof out like a cockpit canopy."
"Yeah. I yanked a little too hard on the ejector cord. She jumped so high I thought she was going to take the roof out like a cockpit canopy."
Ejector Cord by walkin-dead November 24, 2011
Car con
A conversation piece you save so that you have something to talk about with your insecure girlfriend in the car.
"Did you tell Jenny about Joe and Ted's break up?"
"No, not yet. I'm saving it for a car con when we go for a drive later. I have to find stuff to talk to her about while I'm driving or she thinks I don't love her any more."
"No, not yet. I'm saving it for a car con when we go for a drive later. I have to find stuff to talk to her about while I'm driving or she thinks I don't love her any more."
Car con by walkin-dead November 18, 2011