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Sex clock is a phase used when to have sex in early hours of the day

it could be 4pm "look its 11pm on the sex clock"
i see its 11pm on the Sex Clock, time for bed
Sex Clock by TobyGirl November 4, 2008
Words you can keep
Now u know what’s a sex clock
I use the “:sex clock:”
Sex clock by Mr.GOAT.444 May 28, 2020
The countdown from when you expect to have sex to when you actually have sex.
Yo homie! I was chillin at my gf's place and my sex clock was over an hour! not par!
Sex Clock by Spence Is Superman December 15, 2011

Sex O'Clock 

Sex O'clock which was founded on the 7th of November 2013 by the mysterious professors P. Clark and G. Savile. The religion focuses on 2 very important times of the day and those are sadly unknown to the public. However the known facts are that there are 4 ruling gods- Felix Ferne the god of mental health, Jake Riles the god of masculinity and sports, Sam Conte the god of women and skate boarding and Andy Lau the god of being Andy. It is known that Sam Conte and his amazing, underrated girlfriend Mia rule the first important time of the day whereas Felix and Jake rule the last important time of the day with the nickname Jelix (which is prayed to)
Although few rules of the religion are known one is very important to the founders and that is that any Ellen loving qualities or gushing about Ellen does result in either punishment or being kicked out of the group.

The religion is linked with the award winning TV show 'nowhere boys'.

HOW TO BECOME PART OF THE GROUP:
It is unknown how many members are part of the group however it is speculated that the religion has raked in almost half a million followers but this is all just a theory and we may never know the answer.

It is unknown on how to enter the religion but some ex-followers of the religion have stated that it is based on your star sign (with Leos and Libras being a big no no) but it could just be based on how the leaders are feeling that day.
"Happy Sex O'Clock my fellow horn dogs."

"Sex O'clock is dawning."
Sex O'Clock by AlmightyJelix69 February 2, 2021

alarm clock sex

Waking up to sex with you partner.
I was ready to go this morning after alarm clock sex.
alarm clock sex by weezy22 June 11, 2011

sex o'clock 

Noun: meaning you're gasping for any kind of nookie.
1) My PMS hormones are off the scale this month - It's been sex o'clock for a week now!

2) He's a loser and can never get any girl to go out with him - it's always sex o'clock in his world.
sex o'clock by Miss M July 23, 2005

sex click 

A group of gay men that look straight but definitely have anal sex. The ring leader being the fattest one in the group."
Look over there! The sex click! They probably listen to Womp Womp by Valee!
sex click by revengejas October 11, 2022
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