Sewish 

Being straight and jewish at the same time.

Random Person - Hey aren't you jewish?
Girl- Actually I'm sewish

Sewish by Ris829 April 10, 2009

Swishful Thinking 

When all you can think of is making 3 pointers, or making a basket that is a swish. This is common for poor shooters, who dream of swishes all day, and then celebrate when they finally make one, after multiple misses. This is called Swishful Thinking, as they continue to shoot and shoot, knowing they will finally make one.

Damn, did you see Keith hit that huge 3 after he missed like 6 shots in a row. Yeah dude, he is the king of Swishful Thinking.

Swishful Thinking by Gohanssj22 July 7, 2020

Swishy Dog

A Swishy Dog is a prank to play on either a sleeping, drunk, or otherwise incapacitated person at a party or wherever the situation permits. Simply wait until the victim passes out, or is sleeping. Next, take a room temperature hot dog and insert it into the victims mouth. "Swish" the hot dog all around the inside of their mouth, teeth and gums, forcefully if needed to ensure that they will wake up. continue to slap it across their face and forehead until they open their eyes. Next, hide the hot dog, unzip your fly and pull your dick out of your pants and present it close to the victims face. If properly executed, the victim will suspect that they just got finished getting mouth raped and subsequently never be the asshole who passes out at a party again.

After falling asleep to an episode his favorite show, Harry Paratesties woke up abruptly to something forcing itself in and around his mouth emitting a salty taste throughout. As he opened his eyes he immediately was horrified at the large, uncut penis that swayed before him. A burst of laughter ensued as all of his friends accused him of blowing another man. But everyone at the party knew that he hadn't, he was just the victim of a perfectly executed Swishy Dog. (See also; felching for duckbutter)

Swishy Dog by FupaGunt March 7, 2015

swisha 

Slang for a Swisher Sweet cigar. commonly made into a blunt with marijuana

imma grab a swisha and a forty and keep the party jumpin

swisha by Chrome April 9, 2006

Swish Pants 

A style of pants, typically worn by school kids, gym rats and street people, that make a swishing sound as you walk.

Mike wasn't allowed to enter the bar because he was wearing swish pants.

Swish Pants by Willy Pom June 11, 2008

swish and flicker 

a wizard swear.

"swish and flicker - that's my favorite"

swish and flicker by ellimae July 15, 2009

swishtastic

A word invented by actor Neil Patrick Harris during his appearance on The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson in 2008.

adj.- (of a person or action) being particularly effeminate and flamboyant in a manner which might be likened to that of a swish or stereotypical gay man.

Neil Patrick Harris: You are just swishtastic tonight! You have been snapping and jumping around.
Craig Ferguson: I am swishtastic every night.

swishtastic by TheGarishGopher July 24, 2009