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methalationship 

Two individuals who love meth and metharound with each other. NOT REAL LOVE. We see you looking sick together.

If you are truly addicted to meth, you will never love your partner more than it.
They are in a methalationship because they both love meth.
methalationship by StephC77 September 16, 2018

Sexualationship 

A sexual relationship with another person on a consistent basis.
You and I are having a sexualationship no strings attached no drama no love. Just sex and sex only. Just like a porno.
Sexualationship by MeloJ October 20, 2014

Sexhalation

1) An intense expulsion of air from a person's lungs that sounds sexual (usually intentional) and is often accompanied by caressing of the sexhaler's body. Sounds like pronouncing the letter H for an unusually long time.

2) An intense expulsion of air from a person's lungs that is sexual (usually unintentional outside of porn) and is often preceded by caressing of the sexhaler's body. Sounds like pronouncing the letter H for an unusually long time.
1) "Hhhhhh." - sexhalation by AFI, Beautiful Thieves
"Everybody makes mistakes. HHHHHH!" - sexhalation by Hannah Montana, Nobody's Perfect (Live)

2) "Mmm. Yes. Uhn. Hhhhhh." - common dialogue during sex. Includes interspersed sexhalations and short, sotto voce commentary.

Sexcalation

Sexcalation is the process by which sexual tension keeps escalating between two people who insist they are “Just friends” to the point where shenanigans are inevitable. The unique quality of sexcalatory situations is that the principal imbeciles are in total denial of the mechanisms at work and hence appear completely oblivious to it.
James: I thought they were just friends!
Jill: Yeah but very soon it sexcalated into something more than that.

Mary: Honestly, everyone knew they liked each other, sexcalation was inevitable.

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Sexcalation by Africanlegend January 16, 2010

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026