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throw a turd and call it serving caviar 

This describes a situation, in which someone attempts to trick others into believing that shabby treatment is actually a good deal.
You don't fool me when you throw a turd and call it serving caviar !
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Selvina is a fun friend and a great person in general. She will back you up all the way, and spend time helping you out if you ask her to. She will make you feel welcome in the most awkward of scenarios, and you can trust her with your deepest secrets. They are confident enough that they can help you, but not overly confident that it is annoying. Everyone needs a Selvina!
Person: Wow that girl is so clever and nice!

Me: Yeah she is Selvina
Selvina by Meeeeeeeee. March 14, 2021

self-serving friend

An individual who is only your friend to use you for their own personal gain and is magically not around when you actually need a friend. Also known as selfish and a bitch.
Wow, you know Jessica, we should have seen right through Rebecca, she is such a self-serving friend; she only wanted to be friends with us so she could pass bio lab.

Serving cunt 

Similar to serving realness, serving cunt takes serving realness to the next level. It’s pussy power. Bold. To the point. And overall extravagant. Any gender is able to serve cunt. It’s a mindset.
Omg Chloe you’re serving cunt tonight!
Serving cunt by M1dn1ghtt0ker June 17, 2021
Sevina is a smart, intelligent, and beautiful girl. She is always on her feet and keeps her head up high. Sevina is probably one of the most beautiful girls you’ll ever meet. Sevina is a God’s gift
Holy crap she’s hot, looks like a sevina
Sevina by Kimbo x June 21, 2019
The most beautiful Girl EVER! She is very scary when shes angry. If she says K you better run. She is an amazing friend who cares and loves her best friends. She is Feisty, And will not hesitate to let you know if shes mad at you. She is a great Friend, Sister, Girlfriend, And Wofe. If you meet you...dont let her go, cause it most defiantly wont be her loss.
OMG! look at serina...shes so PERFECT!!
Serina by The One And Only Wofe December 26, 2018