Sermanize 

To clean and organize in a way that's inspirational to even the most anal of perfectionists and most extreme of OCD edge cases

Have you seen this guy's garage? It's sermanized so well that you even my OCD friends are filled with envy!

Sermanize by BlyadiBlyadi November 19, 2020

Sermanize 

To tidy up in a way that only a true inspiration to the perfectionist can....

Have you seen this guy's garage? He sermanized it so well that even the OCD are in awe!

Sermanize by BlyadiBlyadi November 19, 2020

Peewee-Hermanize 

To take a hardcore mountain bike and put on street tires, fenders, high handlebars, comfy seat, etc.

The guy who bought my beautiful Kona has gone and Peewee-Hermanized it.

Peewee-Hermanize by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ July 17, 2009

Child sermonizing 

This is the preaching of a naive, but self-righteous person who thinks that they know more about life than others.

The sophomore was child sermonizing about worldwide ills in a way that would be laughable, if not so obnoxious!

Child sermonizing by I, Wreckerrr October 20, 2016

simranized 

Someone who can't take anything less than excessive praise.

Alex: You're really nice.
Pat: Only nice? Not amazing? I'm insulted.
Alex: That was a compliment. Sorry. I didn't realize you've been simranized.

simranized by MagicalCreatures October 8, 2012

simranized 

A person, usually a guy, who has become used to another person, usually an obsessive girl, drooling all over him and constantly telling him how awesome he is and how much she loves him. This means the guy interprets anything less as offensive.

Becky: Hey John, how's your paper going?
John: Why do you even need to ask? Do you think it hasn't been going wonderfully?
Becky: I didn't say that. I didn't mean anything wrong.
John: That's hurtful.
Becky: I think you must've been simranized.

simranized by verdad12 October 7, 2012

shermanize 

To pour hot water over used coffee grounds to squeeze an extra cup of coffee out of them.

True shermanizing is accomplished only when the coffee runs out and you don't want to bother brewing another pot for someone else, so you give him shermanized coffee and pretend it's the remains of a full-strength pot.

Has Tom gotten his morning coffee yet? No? Quick, shermanize a cup!

shermanize by Snjr7e923 January 23, 2006