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Senior citizen sandwich 

GUY 1: so how was bingo last night?

GUY 2: Awesome I brought home two hot GILFs and I got myself in the middle of a senior citizen sandwich!

Senior Citizen

"Rapapa, Senior citizen nerf largo oolong"
Senior Citizen by Joenuts567 April 26, 2021

Senior Citizen Wannabes 

Young people who constantly complain about new things not being as good as their old counterparts.
"Look at those Senior Citizen Wannabes. They're like 15 but wear these retro Nintendo and Atari shirts like they grew up in that era."
Senior Citizen Wannabes by Muzzler January 8, 2010

senior citizen deathmatch 

a home for retired martial arts masters and users of the force, also an underground sport.
I dont wanna go to the senior citizen deathmatch!

senior citizen

A class of people who hold the wisdom of the world. They are often seen giving advice to idiot kids who always refuse to follow it and then end up falling on their faces before the figure out that with age comes a bit of wisdom.
The senior citizen told the teen to pull up his belt and stop showing your nasty booty, or you'll never get a job.
senior citizen by Rhumba Girl September 13, 2010

senior citizen

A person who lacks basic motor skills and the ability to hear, drive, stand up straight, walk, think clearly, or provide basic financial support for him/her self. Suffers from TMB.
Damn, that retarded kid sure acts a lot like a senior citizen.
senior citizen by Nick D September 25, 2003
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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