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An alternative to the formal title "Senior" reserved for knobs; those who have phallic shape craniums.
Yours Truly

Name: Knob Head
Title: Seniour Surveyor
Seniour by Calm Beach September 8, 2021
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Senioritis

A disease affecting mostly high school seniors.

symptoms include:
- laziness

- lack of motivation

- excessive absences in school
- putting off assignments till the very last minute (more than usual)

- feeling of hopelessness

- thoughts of giving up

- feelings of not caring if you graduate or not

- STRESS a lot of stress
- more stress
- constant tired feeling
- irritable about everything

- panic feeling

The only cure for senioritis is to graduate or drop out.
teacher: essays are due by Sunday night at exactly 11:59pm

senior: *starts essay at 11pm and panics till 11:57pm when they submit essay* thanks alot Senioritis
Senioritis by Mrs. Hemmings November 29, 2015

Senior Swell 

Lifting weights all the time during your high school senior year because you want to get ripped before going off to college
Stuart: "Hey man wanna come lift after school? I need to get big"

Andrew: "SENIOR SWELL"
Senior Swell by anwimasm April 8, 2012

senior barrel

A party thrown during your last semester at college. The graduate buys one or more kegs of beer and invites all of their friends to drink for free. This sometimes involves liquor as well. A tradition at Michigan Technological University.
Kate: I spilled beer all over the couch and my crotch at Mike's senior barrel. I was so embarrassed.

Dirk: Mark is charging for his senior barrel. Weak sauce. I don't think anyone is going to show up.

Tyler: I tried to get a keg of TILT for my senior barrel, but they don't make them them. I did get a free can cozy though!
senior barrel by trashed20 June 29, 2008

Pogba Senior 

The leader of football twitter and the guy responsible for van da beek's signing by Manchester United.
@ManUtd : On this day in 2010 sir alex fergie took a shit (17 k likes , 2k retweets)

@PogbaSenior : sign some fucking players
(56k likes, 13k retweets)
Pogba Senior
Pogba Senior by Adekambi September 25, 2020

senior scavenger hunt 

When your entire senior class partakes in a night filled with pranks and challenges ranging from a wide variety of crazy things. *Use your imagination*

There are multiple teams which can only consist of 8 people max.
A list will be handed out which contains a bunch of challenges which can earn your team points!
Rules:
Must arrive at designated location on time and with the entire team in a motor vehicle
Each member must have a bandana with the color representing the team

The bandana must be placed somewhere outside the team car within sight
Must obtain the task list from the Judges (Senior Class will decide who the judges are)
Must show video evidence the task was completed
At the end of the hunt, your team must hand in the video evidence to the judges for the scores to be calculated correctly
*The team driver cannot be intoxicated in any shape or form!*
Dude the senior scavenger hunt was so gnarly bro, Zain and Mike slap-boxed and Zain got wrecked!
This year Josh ran the naked 55m and scored his team points for the senior scavenger hunt!

senior spring 

An extended period of time experienced by a person wherein they can conduct themselves in a carefree manner with little to no repercussions.

Senior spring is similar to the attitude toward work exemplified by a forth year student in high school or college during their spring semester.

This term was made popular by NBC’s The Office in its eighth season, for it was spoken by Pam Halpert, a leading character.
Pam: At this point, when you’re this pregnant, it’s kind of like senior spring. The other day I spit my gum out on the carpet.
senior spring by A. William November 10, 2019
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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