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Semmich

Another word for sandwich.
A semmich is a food item made of two or more slices of bread with one or more layers of filling: typically meat, or cheese with the addition of vegetables or salad.
I'm hungry, lets get a semmich.
by joey_pav May 9, 2008
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75 SemiChub

A modification of the workout/lifestyle program 75 Hard. Instead of being so rigid, there is a slight modification. Example: skip the hour break between your 2 45 minute workouts, drink alcohol once a month or week, etc.
People that do 75 Hard are psychopaths, that’s why I prescribe to 75 SemiChub.
by RJCaffey June 30, 2023
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sammich

A sammich is a type of sandwich. However, it is not just any kind of sandwich. Any old schmuck can throw lunchmeat between two slices of bread and have a sandwich.

But no. A sammich is not just a sandwich, it is not just a meal. Sammich is a term reserved for only the holiest and mightiest of all sandwiches. A sammich is a true work of culinary art; a feast on a bun, if you will. A sammich is not made of the best ingredients; it is made of the *right* ingredients. It needs the right meats, and the right cheese(s), the right sauce, the right veggies, and the right kind of bread.

Taking footlong sub bread and throwing every kind of meat and cheese and everything else under the sun or in your kitchen pantry on it does not a sammich make. It is akin to an incohesive mishmosh of colors on an artist's easel.

Sandwiches make a good snack, but sammiches are forever.
I'm having a sammich for dinner tonight.
by howlincoyote2k1 March 22, 2007
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Sammich

The audios that are non sammich are clean the one that are sammich have sex in it and moaning, I recomend sammicher
Yagami yato makes sammich and non sammich audios for all of you kinky little fuckers
by Hornyweebfucker July 13, 2020
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blowjob sammich

the act in which your female makes you a sammich and then gives you amazing dome. while recieving a blowjob sammich your female will allow you to put the sammich on her head like a table between breaks of drinking, toking, playing xbox, etc.
bro 1- dude this bitch i met today made me a sammich and then gave me dome and let me put the sammich on her head while i was playing black ops!

bro 2- sounds like you got a boss blowjob sammich
by kbro69 January 14, 2011
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The Samm’s Sammich

The Samm’s Sammich is a sandwich that consists of Turkey, Roast Beef, Salami, Pepperoni, Ham, Grilled Chicken, Veggie Patty, Tuna, Meatballs and Fake Crab Meat. Rumored to have been created by legendary D-List actor Jermaine “Huggy” Hopkins. Huggy is also the creator of Huggy’s Huggies, an adult diaper brand.
Guy 1: I’m so hungry, I wish somebody had a sandwich with fake crab meat to satisfy my cravings.

Guy 2: Shit dawg, have The Samm’s Sammich!
by SammSammy January 23, 2021
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noob sammich

n.

1. An extraordinarily bland sandwich, usually void of condiments, when more lavish relish is available.

Also known as an orphan sammich.
Michael: What kind of sandwich did you make?
Marcus: Bologna... with a slice of american cheese.
Michael: Why'd you make a noob sammich? We have roast beef, swiss, and plenty of mustard you know.
by Cardmonkey May 31, 2005
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