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sembawang secondary school 

sembawang secondary school teachers might as well be unemployed. there's a PE teacher who takes 20 minutes to explain how to throw a fucking ball. mdm tay pei cock who is the art teacher is none the better,she can somehow lose our art papers and blame us like as if it was our fault. mr goh yong gong also is useless as he scolded 10 students because they did not bring their tracetogether token even though we can use our fucking phones for tracetogether. stupid botak teacher. mr siva syed who is our dm opens his eyes widely when he scolds students,he probably can't see his future.
Mr oon boon keng: why were you so late?

student: mr goh yong goh from sembawang secondary school held me back for 10 minutes because i forgot to bring my trace-together token,next time i bring condom better.
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Dude you totally just got sembached.
Sembach by CraKhEaDKrIsTeN October 13, 2008

semburit 

Aktiviti menguyit antara 2 lelaki.
Haziq Abdullah suka bersemburit dengan lelaki lain.
semburit by Jon Cold June 15, 2019

Sembawang 

A town in the northern part of Singapore. It is neighbouring other towns such as Woodlands and Yishun. Sembawang is famous for Sembawang Park and the Sembawang White beehoon. It is legitimately tasty.
Joe: Have you tried the Sembawang White Beehoon yet?

Ming Soon: Nope, not yet. Let's go try it!
Sembawang by Singlishy April 12, 2019
Sember is a nice girl who always has your back there’s not a lot of them in this world which makes them even more unique Sember is someone you can share secrets with
(Sember)is my best friend.
sember by Brookaboo May 13, 2018
Mike has a sembone
Sembone by The EUG September 19, 2009
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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Plate of Brown 

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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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