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sembawang secondary school 

sembawang secondary school teachers might as well be unemployed. there's a PE teacher who takes 20 minutes to explain how to throw a fucking ball. mdm tay pei cock who is the art teacher is none the better,she can somehow lose our art papers and blame us like as if it was our fault. mr goh yong gong also is useless as he scolded 10 students because they did not bring their tracetogether token even though we can use our fucking phones for tracetogether. stupid botak teacher. mr siva syed who is our dm opens his eyes widely when he scolds students,he probably can't see his future.
Mr oon boon keng: why were you so late?

student: mr goh yong goh from sembawang secondary school held me back for 10 minutes because i forgot to bring my trace-together token,next time i bring condom better.

Sembawang 

A town in the northern part of Singapore. It is neighbouring other towns such as Woodlands and Yishun. Sembawang is famous for Sembawang Park and the Sembawang White beehoon. It is legitimately tasty.
Joe: Have you tried the Sembawang White Beehoon yet?

Ming Soon: Nope, not yet. Let's go try it!
Sembawang by Singlishy April 12, 2019
Semara is a beautiful girl with short curly hair. She has the great smile and did I mention she's beautiful? She is the definition of perfect. She makes everyone joyful and happy. She can't resist help others out. She is the perfect human being.
that girl is such a Semara!!
Semara by Bluewashere October 20, 2020

Simbarashe 

A guy unlike the rest. He often comes off strong and fearless which sometimes pushes people away but if you really get to know Simbarashe, you will soon learn that he has the softest, most genuine heart you will ever find. Someone you can truly get to know for who he is and who you can consistently confide in. He listens with an open heart and will always give you his honest opinion. He has big dreams and with these dreams comes the determination of a lion, a trait everyone admires. He puts 100% of his heart and soul into everything he does and holds faith close to his heart which provides him strength and guidance. He is very handsome, although he often doesn't take notice of this, nor does it matter to him. He loves to joke around and push your buttons but his heart is always in the right place. He keeps the ones he loves closest to his heart and A guy with a huge massive cock that that leave a girl in a wheal chair the next day, he never looses sight of what is truly important in life. If you know someone like Simbarashe, don't let them go.
person 1 : "Hey who's that guy?"
person 2 : "That's Simbarashe, the treasure of this school."

Girl 1: what did you do yesterday.

Girl 2: yeah I was with Simbarashe last night it was great.

Girl 1: then why are in a wheal chair?

Girl 2: me and simbarashe had some fun.
Simbarashe by Ohjack500 November 21, 2021

Sembawang Secondary School 

good school, just be wary of everyt. so many cb can come cock from behind u and everyone's so judgy. cannot use phone during recess like dog liddat need to wait 6h until can use phone. highkey shit school in rep but if u click w the right mfs u get them good ah. fuck some teachers cuz got one teacher look down cannot see cock then another one teacher like to hold the lesson for 30min just explaining bs that we already understand every damn lesson.
peter: eh what school are u studying in?
bob: Sembawang Secondary School ah
Semarah is so beautiful and sexy and talented and funny and perfect and everyone who knows her loves her she has an amazing laugh and only beautiful people are named semarah
Maeve: semarah is so amazing i love her
Ruby: omg ikr she is so wonderful and amazing and perfect

Naomi: omg here she comes now make sure u look good!!
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pod person 

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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
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