Selfolate

The act of self isolating to keep one’s self and others Safely isolated because of a pandemic outbreak of a virus or desease.

It can also be used to describe what you may get up to during self isolation such as masturbating to a free pornhub subscription.

It can also be used in different tenses like selfolating or selfolated

I have had to selfolate because i have symptoms of corona virus.

I have spent all morning selfolating, i will have to go for a shower now and get cleaned up...

by ScottishEgit March 16, 2020

sexfoliate

To prepare yourself before a hot date, after which you anticipate some action. To pay extra attention to details of personal hygiene (i.e., shaving, plucking, waxing, trimming, etc.) in preparation for post-date nooky.

I have a date with that hot guy I met the other night. I better sexfoliate <wink>.

by ModernGirl31 June 6, 2007

Selflatio

Giving yourself fellatio, AKA giving yourself a blow job

I just fixed my RDP licencing problems. Now I can perform selflatio

by yo-Itsme February 19, 2019

Selfosteemish

A young teen or adult who is has problems with sharing her emotions and sometimes just selfish and angry at anyone who to her she feels for

Its sad when u find out she is Selfosteemish

by Pesudonymdraon27 November 24, 2017

Selfibate

Someone who pledged selfibacy.

He's a selfibate, he hasn't masturbated since he learned it was against his religion.

by TheWordMaster1995 January 2, 2011

selfotage

Self is the equivelant of the sabo in sabotage. When one does harm to oneself in a mannor unbeknownst to oneself.

You know, set yourself up. Get a stupid phone you cant afford, ya dummy, you selfotaged yourself.

by stiltman March 4, 2012

Seldocate

The most underrated rap duo in history. They'll crash all the cars and fuck all the bitches yuherd.

I've been to a Seldocate show before and it was lit as fuck.

by Seldocate March 1, 2021