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Selfibate

He's a selfibate, he hasn't masturbated since he learned it was against his religion.
by TheWordMaster1995 January 2, 2011
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sellibate

A variation of the word celibate used to describe someone who has difficulty making sales; someone who has taken a religious vow to never sell something, such as a certain stock because of its potential value, or abstaining from economic intercourse.
What's wrong with Jim? Why are his numbers so low?.. We think it's because he may be sellibate.
by Ramsey Bakhoum November 5, 2007
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Selfibacy

A pledge stating you will never masturbate for whatever reason.
I'm taking a pledge of selfibacy because it is against my religion.
by TheWordMaster1995 January 1, 2011
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Selfiebation

Yo my swell from the gym is making me horny. I think I'll take a selfie of my hot bod and do some selfiebation.
by Jarfman February 20, 2015
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salibate

Using the saliva to masturbate esp. when enticed by rich or decadent food items.
When Fatam saw that the paczki were filled with fudge and butter, he began to salibate vigorously.
by Maxpower929 September 7, 2016
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selfiesteem

The amount of satisfaction one has with their performance of taking a selfie
It took Harris twenty pictures to get a mediocre selfie, lowering his selfiesteem.
by flynnmutt June 29, 2016
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Selfiesteem

The self esteem derived from praise and positive comments after posting pictures of one's self (selfies) online in social media forums.
She only posts those photos of herself to boost her selfiesteem.
by JOATMON December 23, 2014
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