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He's a selfibate, he hasn't masturbated since he learned it was against his religion.
Selfibate by TheWordMaster1995 January 2, 2011
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A variation of the word celibate used to describe someone who has difficulty making sales; someone who has taken a religious vow to never sell something, such as a certain stock because of its potential value, or abstaining from economic intercourse.
What's wrong with Jim? Why are his numbers so low?.. We think it's because he may be sellibate.
sellibate by Ramsey Bakhoum November 5, 2007

Selfibacy 

A pledge stating you will never masturbate for whatever reason.
I'm taking a pledge of selfibacy because it is against my religion.
Selfibacy by TheWordMaster1995 January 1, 2011

Selfiebation 

Yo my swell from the gym is making me horny. I think I'll take a selfie of my hot bod and do some selfiebation.
Selfiebation by Jarfman February 20, 2015

salibate 

Using the saliva to masturbate esp. when enticed by rich or decadent food items.
When Fatam saw that the paczki were filled with fudge and butter, he began to salibate vigorously.
salibate by Maxpower929 September 7, 2016

selfiesteem 

The amount of satisfaction one has with their performance of taking a selfie
It took Harris twenty pictures to get a mediocre selfie, lowering his selfiesteem.
selfiesteem by flynnmutt June 29, 2016

Selfiesteem 

The self esteem derived from praise and positive comments after posting pictures of one's self (selfies) online in social media forums.
She only posts those photos of herself to boost her selfiesteem.
Selfiesteem by JOATMON December 23, 2014
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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