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A variation of the word celibate used to describe someone who has difficulty making sales; someone who has taken a religious vow to never sell something, such as a certain stock because of its potential value, or abstaining from economic intercourse.
What's wrong with Jim? Why are his numbers so low?.. We think it's because he may be sellibate.
sellibate by Ramsey Bakhoum November 5, 2007

Selfibacy 

A pledge stating you will never masturbate for whatever reason.
I'm taking a pledge of selfibacy because it is against my religion.
Selfibacy by TheWordMaster1995 January 1, 2011

Selfiebation 

Yo my swell from the gym is making me horny. I think I'll take a selfie of my hot bod and do some selfiebation.
Selfiebation by Jarfman February 20, 2015

salibate 

Using the saliva to masturbate esp. when enticed by rich or decadent food items.
When Fatam saw that the paczki were filled with fudge and butter, he began to salibate vigorously.
salibate by Maxpower929 September 7, 2016

selfiesteem 

The amount of satisfaction one has with their performance of taking a selfie
It took Harris twenty pictures to get a mediocre selfie, lowering his selfiesteem.
selfiesteem by flynnmutt June 29, 2016

Selfiesteem 

The self esteem derived from praise and positive comments after posting pictures of one's self (selfies) online in social media forums.
She only posts those photos of herself to boost her selfiesteem.
Selfiesteem by JOATMON December 23, 2014
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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