selfotage 

Self is the equivelant of the sabo in sabotage. When one does harm to oneself in a mannor unbeknownst to oneself.

You know, set yourself up. Get a stupid phone you cant afford, ya dummy, you selfotaged yourself.

selfotage by stiltman March 4, 2012

sellotape 

sellotape is a long sticky strip of material that you use to to attach things together such as paper, the end of your apple charger to make it not bend, and the mouths of your hostages. it is an extremely dangerous material, and it is not allowed to be used in most institutions. if they find out you've been using it they will stamp down on you, and they will punish you to ensure that the people don't gain any kind of power, as they want to keep you in your place so that they can keep theirs at the top. they want to stamp down on our freedom of creative expression, because they know, essentially, that we will expose them.

whoa there is that sellotape? be careful with that.

i'm going to use this sellotape to strangle all my enemies

sellotape by dirtyprotest101 March 18, 2017

Shit and Sellotape 

a last minute/really poor attempt at something that should've been done a long time ago, with three or four times more effort.

ahh mate, the coursework i handed in was such a shit and sellotape effort. i thought the deadline was in a week!!

Shit and Sellotape by wallsawalls January 5, 2009

sellotape 

when you and tour friends stick together

"we stick together like sellotape"

sellotape by thestrangegirl February 5, 2018

sellotapegypsy 

A gypsy that’s obsessed with sellotape and who’s quite the sellout.

SellotapeGypsy... more like SelloutGypsy

sellotapegypsy by BaeOfGypsy October 4, 2017

green sellotape 

The urge to throw a bike at a child

i have green sellotape

green sellotape by Frick Off June 17, 2022

Sellotape skittles 

A game played by 2 or more people, with two 'skittles' (empty plastic 500ml bottles - preferably of the same beverage) and a roll of Sellotape (preferably official product).
The pitch may be anywhere from 10 - 15 metres long and may be of any surface, but should be flat. The width of the pitch is unimportant and neither is the prevalence of obstacles, as long as all players, and the umpire, agree before commencing play.
The objective of the game is to roll the Sellotape, from behind your own skittle at the other players'/team's skittle. The first player/team to reach 10/5 points is the winner. The Sellotape must roll before hitting the skittle, the umpire is the final judge on whether the Sellotape has rolled sufficiently - the current rule of thumb being half the length of the pitch.

Fancy a game of Sellotape skittles?

Sellotape skittles by Ian Dean December 23, 2007