Skip to main content

sexfoliate 

To prepare yourself before a hot date, after which you anticipate some action. To pay extra attention to details of personal hygiene (i.e., shaving, plucking, waxing, trimming, etc.) in preparation for post-date nooky.
I have a date with that hot guy I met the other night. I better sexfoliate <wink>.
sexfoliate by ModernGirl31 June 6, 2007
Words you can keep

exfoliate 

Actually means to clean yourself in such a way to remove dead skin cells and then remoisturize the skin.

Now that the real definition is out of the way, let's do an Urban definition!

When a man is pounding a chick doggy-style near a toilet. The man grabs the chick by the hair and shoves her head into the toilet, flushing it and giving her a swirley! Now that the face is cleansed, it must be moisturized. The guy then yanks her head out of the the toilet by her dripping wet hair, pulls his dick out of her, and blows his load all over her face.
I'll exfoliate Mel Gibson, how 'bout that?

exfoliate 

(v) To cut the shit out of.
This new soap has shards of glass in it, so it really exfoliates.
exfoliate by BubDZombie July 10, 2009

Sexfoliation

Exfoliation of the penis through sex.
Sexfoliation can be achieved through sex.
Sexfoliation by Amonomous September 29, 2010

exfoliate 

To come out of a shell and do something different to express yourself.
From "What Women Want" (Mel Gibson and his screen daughter in bathroom, Mel in pantyhose)

Daughter: "Dad! What are you doing??"
Mel: "I'm...ah...exfoliating"
exfoliate by SuperMan9856 March 14, 2004

Sexfoliation

The act of ejaculating on a loofa and using it to exfoliate a woman's face or body.
I used sexfoliation on my girlfirends face in the shower and her acne cleared up in an hour!
Sexfoliation by Plausible March 8, 2009

exfoliate 

The getting under of the skin which a person does that causes their girlfriend or boyfriend to become an ex girlfriend of boyfriend.
"You have to give me some facts so that I can defend myself."
"No, I don't."
"Well then, good luck to you and the kids."
"Good luck to being exfoliated."
More from Urban Dictionary

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
Next