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Originates fom Latin Cultures, meaning Heavenly.
A beautiful guy. Everyone Says his looks have been carved by angels. His personality is the best that can be found worldwide. Gets along amazingly with everybody. Extremely great in a relationship. Especially in the bed as he has a monster penis that makes the girls scream for more. They gag for crazed, wild, monkey sex! Also his lovey dovey actions (cuddling and kissing) are lovely. An all round outstanding guy that everybody loves!
Celestino
Celestino by Zeus1995 August 3, 2010
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A short homosexual racist Mexican with a chode
Celestino is fucking gay
Celestino by Bod23 April 4, 2019

sassy Celestino 

Sassy Celestino is what we humans call a language arts teacher who tends to give “feedback” in a very sassy style
Mr. Celestino told Diego to stop being wrong, then we all replied “ sassy celestino

Derrick Celestino 

some WHACK wannabe gangster that wishes he was cooler than denette. =)
Derrick Celestino by moronic December 22, 2004

To Celestino 

It's a verb To celestino is to eat people's leftovers either physical or actual food. It is a commonly used phrase in southern Africa where the founder Celestino dwells
Bro I hate that dude he wanted to celestino my food and girlfriend
To Celestino by Celestino Basera October 12, 2019

DESIREE CELESTINO 

A GIRL WITH A GIZZARD FOR A NECK TYPICALLY WERAS GLASES AND DRIVES AN ALTIMA.
"HER DOUBLE CHIN WAS GIVING DESIREE CELESTINO VIBES STRAIGHT TURKEYNECK"-ANON

celestia ludenberg 

A girl who hides the fact that she’s terrified for her life after murdering 2 people with the justice hammer and stuffing a guy in a transformer suit and shoving him in a locker.
So I cried over celestia ludenberg’s death today.