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Sleighed 

To be sleighed is to be immeasurably drunk on Christmas Eve, so much so that you are either still drunk Christmas Day or are massively hung over. The same as "wasted" or "shit-faced" but used specifically on the Christmas Holiday. This term can also be used post-Christmas if one is wasted Christmas Day and continues into Boxing Day.

This is often seen in "mall Santas" after they finish thier final day on the 24th.
Guy 1: "Whoa, did you see that mall santa tossing his guts under that tree?"

Guy 2: "Yeah, he's totally sleighed!"

Example 2

Santa: Whooaaa there Rudolph, I said leeeeft.... hold up I gotta ho ho ho hurl! *blargh*

Rudolph: Good graces Santa! Your F*cking Sleighed!
Sleighed by Yawrood December 24, 2009
Word of the Day on December 24, 2022

Emotional Selfishness 

the erroneous placement of oneself at the egocentric epicenter of a relationship regardless of depth or titles with an extreme emphasis placed upon third party perceptions, which dictates emotional treatment of others.
A woman or man whom has been so traumatized by pass experiences that they exhibit an almost innate ability to push away the concern and love of other individuals out of fear of experiencing a residual let down.

The woman's "emotional selfishness" would not allow her to have a romantic relationship with the man of her dreams, because the scars from past relationship crippled her romantic courage.

sleighbelling

To give a simple task to someone highly over-qualified - originally finding the best percussionist available to play sleighbells in the chorus of a Christmas song.
Have you seen Jay's art? He's too good to be painting sets. I see some sleighbelling going on...

Jay's been sleighbelling with the choir again. He's a Grade 8 and they get him on a part that a toddler could play.
sleighbelling by JackBlue January 8, 2009

spleighets 

A Currency to get clout, respect, also means being good if you have a lot. How to earn is to get kills, assists, and deaths. Example 5 kills, 2 assists , 2 deaths.
Yo man, I got 522 spleighets, don't talk to me.
spleighets by Yung sKetti December 20, 2019

selfishness 

Selfishness, or the concern with one's own interests, is a virtue.
The Virtue of Selfishness by Ayn Rand.
selfishness by ASL? February 17, 2006

selfishness 

That which motivates the will.
"Men are not against you; they are merely for themselves." -- Gene Fowler
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026

Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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