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Sleighed 

To be sleighed is to be immeasurably drunk on Christmas Eve, so much so that you are either still drunk Christmas Day or are massively hung over. The same as "wasted" or "shit-faced" but used specifically on the Christmas Holiday. This term can also be used post-Christmas if one is wasted Christmas Day and continues into Boxing Day.

This is often seen in "mall Santas" after they finish thier final day on the 24th.
Guy 1: "Whoa, did you see that mall santa tossing his guts under that tree?"

Guy 2: "Yeah, he's totally sleighed!"

Example 2

Santa: Whooaaa there Rudolph, I said leeeeft.... hold up I gotta ho ho ho hurl! *blargh*

Rudolph: Good graces Santa! Your F*cking Sleighed!
Sleighed by Yawrood December 24, 2009

Emotional Selfishness 

the erroneous placement of oneself at the egocentric epicenter of a relationship regardless of depth or titles with an extreme emphasis placed upon third party perceptions, which dictates emotional treatment of others.
A woman or man whom has been so traumatized by pass experiences that they exhibit an almost innate ability to push away the concern and love of other individuals out of fear of experiencing a residual let down.

The woman's "emotional selfishness" would not allow her to have a romantic relationship with the man of her dreams, because the scars from past relationship crippled her romantic courage.

sleighbelling

To give a simple task to someone highly over-qualified - originally finding the best percussionist available to play sleighbells in the chorus of a Christmas song.
Have you seen Jay's art? He's too good to be painting sets. I see some sleighbelling going on...

Jay's been sleighbelling with the choir again. He's a Grade 8 and they get him on a part that a toddler could play.
sleighbelling by JackBlue January 8, 2009

spleighets 

A Currency to get clout, respect, also means being good if you have a lot. How to earn is to get kills, assists, and deaths. Example 5 kills, 2 assists , 2 deaths.
Yo man, I got 522 spleighets, don't talk to me.
spleighets by Yung sKetti December 20, 2019

selfishness 

Selfishness, or the concern with one's own interests, is a virtue.
The Virtue of Selfishness by Ayn Rand.
selfishness by ASL? February 17, 2006

selfishness 

That which motivates the will.
"Men are not against you; they are merely for themselves." -- Gene Fowler