spleighed 

When a couple is spleighed, they are totally tired after a full night of loving, where not only the sheets got torn, but also the mattress moved and the Sleigh Bed splayed open & broken.

I feel spleighed after that earthquake of a night with Trader Joe !

spleighed by Lambda Variant July 6, 2022

Sleighed 

To be sleighed is to be immeasurably drunk on Christmas Eve, so much so that you are either still drunk Christmas Day or are massively hung over. The same as "wasted" or "shit-faced" but used specifically on the Christmas Holiday. This term can also be used post-Christmas if one is wasted Christmas Day and continues into Boxing Day.

This is often seen in "mall Santas" after they finish thier final day on the 24th.

Guy 1: "Whoa, did you see that mall santa tossing his guts under that tree?"

Guy 2: "Yeah, he's totally sleighed!"

Example 2

Santa: Whooaaa there Rudolph, I said leeeeft.... hold up I gotta ho ho ho hurl! *blargh*

Rudolph: Good graces Santa! Your F*cking Sleighed!

Sleighed by Yawrood December 24, 2009

Splished 

It it used to some up the feelings of when you have met someone online and have yet to meet them in person. Where you are either in love/lust/flattered, eager to meet them - all from only online interaction

Girl: Why do you look so happy?

Guy: I've been splished and/or I am splished.

Splished by missfine August 29, 2009

splaiged 

(spl-ay-jed) v. when a car hits an animal or roadkill and the carcass is pulled into the engine and gets cut up then sucked into the vents only to spray the driver and/or passengers in the face.

seconds after hitting the skunk blood and meat chunks splaiged out of the vents spaying grandma and grandpa in the face.

splaiged by Ryan Goat cheese March 15, 2007

spleighets 

A Currency to get clout, respect, also means being good if you have a lot. How to earn is to get kills, assists, and deaths. Example 5 kills, 2 assists , 2 deaths.

Yo man, I got 522 spleighets, don't talk to me.

spleighets by Yung sKetti December 20, 2019

splished 

Getting extremely turned on and slightly creaming ones pants, as a result of hearing or seeing a car.

Car: *Vroom*
Lenard: Ohhhh! I have seemed to have just splished a little Martin.
Martin: Oh yes Lenard, it was a nice sounding car. I wish I could smurth his nephew.

splished by CumInDaBum September 10, 2018

spliggedy

Completely under the influence from one or a combination of drugs enough to induce massive feelings of euphoria.

Mike took some authentic MK ULTRA with some herbals and now he's all super spliggedy.

spliggedy by B.ONE February 14, 2008