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Seizgasm 

n. The result of bringing a sexual partner to climax with the intensity to cause a seizure. Usually the result of the proper use of a choad and avoidance of cocksphixiation.

also: the moments following "Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god..."

usually seen in the "high end" porno industry
"I thought that I killed her until I found out it as just a seizgasm."

"Seizgasm!!? I rolled over and got the remote stuck up the crack of my ass!!! Get that picaco out of here!!!"
Seizgasm by poopypants April 1, 2003
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Seizuregasm 

An orgasm so intense, it triggers seizure-like movements such as rapid shaking or trembling, often followed by passing out and becoming unresponsive for a few minutes.orgasm
Me: Wow! That was incredible. I haven't cum like that in quite a while.

Her: Yeah, you had a real seizuregasm there. I was gonna call 911 because you were shaking so much and passed the fuck out for 6 whole minutes! What's your name again?
Seizuregasm by madpilot66 April 19, 2011

Seizuregasm 

What happens when something is amazingly wonderful that it makes you orgasm, but is so out there and random that it gives you a violent seizure.
Dude, that just gave me a seizuregasm.
Seizuregasm by LeafeLillith April 18, 2009

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026