Seized up

When you have to shit so bad your sweating and you cant move

"Jake why'd you shit on the ice?" "Well I just Seized up"

Seized up by Fat Packer 31 January 9, 2019

seize up 

When something strange or inexplicable occurs (usually when observer is on a substance), it can be called a "seize up".
When something of an extremely weird nature occurs, it can be called a "horrid seize".
This term was originally coined by the few that got bare stoned in hughberry's forest of wonders back in the day.

"I was on shrooms and i looked up into the sky and there was a Buddha made of clouds. It was a seize up."
"I can't physically move, this is a horrid seize."

seize up by the chubby funster January 23, 2008

sized up 

A way of saying a man got a boner, stiffy, erection, etc.

Sized up is a play on the phrase 'siezed up'.

Alexa: I came twice in a row thinking about last night

Jordan: Dayumm I just sized up hard

sized up by Alexob May 19, 2014

sized up 

when you look at someone’s thighs to see how far your 🍆 will fit inside them.

“dude, i sized up my girl the other day. that sh¡t would fit all the way”

sized up by arf arf arf July 23, 2021

up-sized wheels 

combination of larger than standard wheels with lower profile tires to keep the original tread diameter

Most ricers have up-sized wheels.

up-sized wheels by Geek-O-Man February 20, 2005