Seized up

When you have to shit so bad your sweating and you cant move

"Jake why'd you shit on the ice?" "Well I just Seized up"

Seized up by Fat Packer 31 January 9, 2019

seize up 

When something strange or inexplicable occurs (usually when observer is on a substance), it can be called a "seize up".
When something of an extremely weird nature occurs, it can be called a "horrid seize".
This term was originally coined by the few that got bare stoned in hughberry's forest of wonders back in the day.

"I was on shrooms and i looked up into the sky and there was a Buddha made of clouds. It was a seize up."
"I can't physically move, this is a horrid seize."

seize up by the chubby funster January 23, 2008

sized up 

A way of saying a man got a boner, stiffy, erection, etc.

Sized up is a play on the phrase 'siezed up'.

Alexa: I came twice in a row thinking about last night

Jordan: Dayumm I just sized up hard

sized up by Alexob May 19, 2014

sized up 

when you look at someone’s thighs to see how far your 🍆 will fit inside them.

“dude, i sized up my girl the other day. that sh¡t would fit all the way”

sized up by arf arf arf July 23, 2021

up-sized wheels 

combination of larger than standard wheels with lower profile tires to keep the original tread diameter

Most ricers have up-sized wheels.

up-sized wheels by Geek-O-Man February 20, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019