Segen 

1.Girl who is good to her friends and takes shit from nobody. She's showed Respect and gives it in return. you don't want to get on her badside.

2. girl and/or guy whos chest is lower than usual.

1. She's a real Segen

2. shes gonna be a Segen when she's 40.

Segen by Pickledominguez December 14, 2008

Segen 

One of the nicest people I've ever met. She'll ALWAYS be there for you, and always puts her friends before herself. Extremely short, kinda looks like a sifaca. but beautiful at the same tiimee.<3<3 likes to call herself 'swagga segen' :P likes to use the phrase 'grilling' for EVERYTHING. voice of an angel, better than justin bieber yo.

friend 1: omg my teacher was talking to me today.
friend 2: DAMN WAS HE GRILLIN YOU?
friend 1: what are you Segen?

person 1: my phone stopped working.
person 2: DAAAMN WHAT A GRILLER!
person 1: wtf. man?

Segen by adedgtjk March 16, 2011

dave segen 

A miserable bloke that just wants to be #1 at anything and have a beautiful smart wife and die before her surrounded by an even more beautiful family.

Dave Segen, you're not so bad.

dave segen by Sagoon December 16, 2017

Selena Quintanilla 

Selena is a Latin icon that tragically died at the age of 23 due to her murder. She was murdered by her manager/best friend on March 31, 1995 at the age of 23. Selena was a caring, kind, humble, and electric person. She had powerful vocals, good moves, and an amazing interaction with her crowd. She was the Britney Spears of Latin music back then and to this day is not forgotten. In 1997 a film was released, titled "Selena", and J Lo portrayed Selena. Selena's first language was English but later on, she started her career in Latin music and saw major success. She never ignored her Latin roots and never said no to a fan asking for an autograph. She never forgot where she came from. Her murder sent shock waves around the world and she will never be forgotten. Unfortunately, she never got to see the success of her English album because of her death. Her songs "Dreaming of You" and "I Could Fall in Love" peaked on the English billboard charts. MAC Cosmetics is also deciding to release a Selena line of makeup in her memory. Selena will always be remembered and kept in our hearts forever.

Selena Quintanilla is a Latin icon.

Selena Quintanilla by MeanBeanMachine September 6, 2016

i aint never seen two pretty best friends 

its always one of em gotta be ugly

guy with scary eyes: i aint never seen two pretty best friends its always one of em gotta be ugly

i aint never seen two pretty best friends by satanisalesbian October 31, 2020

Seenpeents

My a**hole is literally leaking

Hey charlos, seenpeents

Seenpeents by Bernices May 8, 2021

Funniest shit i've ever seen 

When a scientist transforms himself into a pickle and identifies as a pickle

Person1: And he turned himself into a pickle and now he wants to be called "Pickle Jerry" funniest shit I've ever seen
Person2: Have you started doing cocaine again?

Funniest shit i've ever seen by An_Asshole_With_A_Hat May 26, 2020