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dave segen
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miserable
bloke that just wants to be #1 at anything and have a
beautiful
smart wife and die before her surrounded by an even more
beautiful
family.
Dave
Segen
,
you're not
so bad
.
dave segen
by
Sagoon
December 16, 2017
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