Securinet
Securinet by Hercolena Oliver July 10, 2010
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Social Securitits
Women over the age of 55 who refuse to wear a bra. The woman is usually a dirty Hippy and fails to realize the 60's have been over for several decades.
Maude's Social Securitits were on display for all to see when she arrived at the BINGO parlor wearing a trendy shirt, but no bra. The sag was unbearable to watch.
Social Securitits by RoyalecheeseMoosemom August 16, 2012
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Social Securitit
Social Securitit is a reference pertaining to the money tax payers make that is stolen from them by men and women who don't have disabilities severe enough to actually get free money every month, but some how manage it.
The Social Securitit is the section of the social security office that is taken advantage of by people who live well above their means, it's an open nipple, squirting it's free milk for mooching users who also usually do some sort of side work that involves no labor of any sort and usually without paying taxes. Truly, the Social Securitit is the real victim here.
The Social Securitit is the section of the social security office that is taken advantage of by people who live well above their means, it's an open nipple, squirting it's free milk for mooching users who also usually do some sort of side work that involves no labor of any sort and usually without paying taxes. Truly, the Social Securitit is the real victim here.
I just got the new x-box fall out! The graphics are sweeeet.
Oh man, I wish I could afford that on my pay check but I have to use that for rent. How'd you afford that?
Oh, my disability.
Ugh, man, you should really stop sucking off the Social Securitit.
Oh man, I wish I could afford that on my pay check but I have to use that for rent. How'd you afford that?
Oh, my disability.
Ugh, man, you should really stop sucking off the Social Securitit.
Social Securitit by tsunbot November 3, 2010
Securing The Bag
Securing The Bag by LPAnimes March 17, 2020
Securing the Lid
Putting a blockage on something; common phrases are:
securing YOUR lid: chastity, virginity, caution tape afront your 'woman hole'
securing HIS lid: use of a condom or other male birth control device
securing THE lid: the end of a long day; typically one that provokes fatigue and exhaustion
securing YOUR lid: chastity, virginity, caution tape afront your 'woman hole'
securing HIS lid: use of a condom or other male birth control device
securing THE lid: the end of a long day; typically one that provokes fatigue and exhaustion
Securing the Lid by AmyWinehouse223 July 28, 2011
securititty
securititty by j-locks June 1, 2009
Securing the bag
Typically used when getting money from a paycheck or from other monetary sources thus bag is meant to convey moneybag.
Person 1: bro I literally have no days off this week
Person 2: hey bro at-least your securing the bag
Person 1: facts bro
Person 2: hey bro at-least your securing the bag
Person 1: facts bro
Securing the bag by Yeetongoofyniggas March 12, 2020
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