Second story
Johnny was pissed off at Scotty so to get even with him he gave him a second story so he could smell/find it later
Second story by Black11SS December 20, 2013
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SECOND-STORY MAN
SECOND-STORY MAN by Dibidus41 August 19, 2011
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Second Story Feedback
A young, talented power trio with exponential amounts of potential. Their live show contains outrageous amounts of high energy as the members leap off anything in proximity, get the crowd on their feet jumping and clapping, and even sing three part harmony. Second Story Feedback is one band to be sure to look out for.
Second Story Feedback by Rokkstar18 March 14, 2010
second story abortion
-marco
"Did you hear Paulo's girl is pregnant?"
-pierre
"Yeah but he told me he's going to give that bitch the ole 'second story abortion'"
"Did you hear Paulo's girl is pregnant?"
-pierre
"Yeah but he told me he's going to give that bitch the ole 'second story abortion'"
second story abortion by Elalacran October 9, 2021
SECOND-STORY MAN
We had to x-ray this second-story man's whole body after he jumped from the bedroom window trying to escape his girlfriend's husband, who returned home early.
SECOND-STORY MAN by LynnMass50 December 7, 2016
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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