Sebasturbate

When someone with crabs masturbates.

To masturbate using or with a crab

how many times do you sebasturbate a week?

by crabsturbaters June 15, 2010

shasturbate

The act of masturbating while defecating.

I was in such a rush this morning that I was forced to shasturbate,.

by vink pink February 10, 2005

Snasturbate

Jerking off and sharting yourself at the same time at high velocities

Bro last night was so crazy, me and a girl snasturbated together

by BananaBoi1 September 22, 2017

Debasturbate

To debate a hot topic while masturbating, I.E. Fapping.

Debating, while Masturbating.

"We must debasturbate and come to a conclusional end!"
"Oh boy, debasturbation is the new wave! I can't stop!"

by The Purge August 12, 2007

shasturbate

The act of shitting and masturbating simultaneously

Adam went to the bathroom to shasturbate. Won't see him for awhile

by Gumbooo April 29, 2014

Shasturbate

The act of masturbating in the shower

Hey i have to shower later tonight, so don't Shasturbate before i do!

by The Kali Kid February 17, 2009

shasturbate

The act of masturbating while taking a shower. The wetness and steaminess makes it feel amazing, yet it usually takes a little longer to have an orgasm. It is also very efficient in terms of cleaning yourself off afterwards.

Ron: "Bro, I just shasturbated while thinking about Emma Watson!"

Daniel: "Nice, dude, that must have felt awesome! Shasturbation is the best!"

by fapfapfap458 November 26, 2011