Debasturbate

To debate a hot topic while masturbating, I.E. Fapping.

Debating, while Masturbating.

"We must debasturbate and come to a conclusional end!"
"Oh boy, debasturbation is the new wave! I can't stop!"

by The Purge August 12, 2007

Disasturbate

When your life is so shitty, all you can do is masturbate in sorrow and self-pity.

"What happened to Luke the other day?"

"I don't know man, but it must be pretty horrible - he just went to the other room to disasturbate."

by kOrEAn Bbq May 9, 2013

Disasturbate

Masturbating during a natural or otherwise any disaster.

The tornado is coming, I better disasturbate so I can too.

by Jawsh00 July 3, 2015

Demasturbate

To demasturbate, you must quickly let go of your dick before ejaculation, this will slowly flatten the erection and make it difficult to use your bladder.

Guy 1: Dude did you demasturbate about that girl.
Guy 2: Yea, it took me centuries for my piss to let loose.

Guy 3: What the fuck man?

by DarkXPShadow May 11, 2017

Disasturbate

When you are sad and alone, you go in the corner of a small room and profusely cry and sweat while you violently masturbate.

"Yo, did you finally have sex with your girlfriend last night"
"No, man. She had to leave early so I just went home to disasturbate."

by foooswagga-7 April 14, 2013

Sebasturbate

When someone with crabs masturbates.

To masturbate using or with a crab

how many times do you sebasturbate a week?

by crabsturbaters June 15, 2010

Disasturbate

To fantasize over SHTF scenarios.

Watching that show Doomsday Preppers is great way to disasturbate.

by Evan Estaog May 26, 2012