Debasturbate
"We must debasturbate and come to a conclusional end!"
"Oh boy, debasturbation is the new wave! I can't stop!"
"Oh boy, debasturbation is the new wave! I can't stop!"
Debasturbate by The Purge August 12, 2007
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Disasturbate
"What happened to Luke the other day?"
"I don't know man, but it must be pretty horrible - he just went to the other room to disasturbate."
"I don't know man, but it must be pretty horrible - he just went to the other room to disasturbate."
Disasturbate by kOrEAn Bbq May 9, 2013
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Disasturbate by Jawsh00 July 3, 2015
Demasturbate
To demasturbate, you must quickly let go of your dick before ejaculation, this will slowly flatten the erection and make it difficult to use your bladder.
Guy 1: Dude did you demasturbate about that girl.
Guy 2: Yea, it took me centuries for my piss to let loose.
Guy 3: What the fuck man?
Guy 2: Yea, it took me centuries for my piss to let loose.
Guy 3: What the fuck man?
Demasturbate by DarkXPShadow May 11, 2017
Disasturbate
When you are sad and alone, you go in the corner of a small room and profusely cry and sweat while you violently masturbate.
"Yo, did you finally have sex with your girlfriend last night"
"No, man. She had to leave early so I just went home to disasturbate."
"No, man. She had to leave early so I just went home to disasturbate."
Disasturbate by foooswagga-7 April 14, 2013
Sebasturbate
Sebasturbate by crabsturbaters June 15, 2010
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Disasturbate by Evan Estaog May 26, 2012
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