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Seattle PD 

Police department in Seattle composed of white male officers who do not live in Seattle who believe all native americans, blacks or latinos are inherently guilty and deserving of induction into the criminal justice system. A great deal also believe that the above are not entitled to freely and legally walk the earth and take it upon themselves to remove said-nonwhite citizens by way of police aggression or lead bullets.
"Officer Buke reporting for the Seattle PD: We have a negro and a latino walking down 3rd"

Negro and latino fit generic description. Apprehend with extreme prejudice...but if culled, its not a problem

"Officer Burke and Officer Cobane: we read you over and out! Hey you colored people! Get back here before we beat you with our clubs made of recycled wood pulp!"

:bang bang:

"another win for the white race of seattle!"
Seattle PD by madrone November 6, 2012

pulling a seattle PD 

pepper spraying an elderly woman, much like 84 year old dorli rainey was during occupy protests there in fall 2011.
guy 1: hey man, how was volunteering at the retirement home?
guy 2: not so good - my pepper spray accidentally went off and hit several elderly people in the eyes and mouth.
guy 1: sounds like you were really pulling a seattle PD, bro!
pulling a seattle PD by sonagaia November 20, 2011

seattled 

another way to say you got screwed, refering to the seattle seahawks, and the way they lost the super bowl, by the refs calling a bad game.
Leroy got seattled last night, when he went to da trap last nite the police was waiting on him.
seattled by bert2 April 11, 2006

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008