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Seattle PD 

Police department in Seattle composed of white male officers who do not live in Seattle who believe all native americans, blacks or latinos are inherently guilty and deserving of induction into the criminal justice system. A great deal also believe that the above are not entitled to freely and legally walk the earth and take it upon themselves to remove said-nonwhite citizens by way of police aggression or lead bullets.
"Officer Buke reporting for the Seattle PD: We have a negro and a latino walking down 3rd"

Negro and latino fit generic description. Apprehend with extreme prejudice...but if culled, its not a problem

"Officer Burke and Officer Cobane: we read you over and out! Hey you colored people! Get back here before we beat you with our clubs made of recycled wood pulp!"

:bang bang:

"another win for the white race of seattle!"
Seattle PD by madrone November 6, 2012

pulling a seattle PD 

pepper spraying an elderly woman, much like 84 year old dorli rainey was during occupy protests there in fall 2011.
guy 1: hey man, how was volunteering at the retirement home?
guy 2: not so good - my pepper spray accidentally went off and hit several elderly people in the eyes and mouth.
guy 1: sounds like you were really pulling a seattle PD, bro!
pulling a seattle PD by sonagaia November 20, 2011

seattled 

another way to say you got screwed, refering to the seattle seahawks, and the way they lost the super bowl, by the refs calling a bad game.
Leroy got seattled last night, when he went to da trap last nite the police was waiting on him.
seattled by bert2 April 11, 2006

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026