Searlesy

Pain in the ass, can't make a funny joke. Good bloke. English A.

Damn Searlesy can you shut the fuck up already!

Searlesy Replies: Ha. Ha. Ha. *Confused Angry Noises*

Searlesy by Fuckin Wankaa August 4, 2021

Searlsey

Known as the "One Inch Wonder"
Likes arguing too much
Should be a comedian
Likes to blow on a mouthpiece
Kidding love you xx

"Wow look at that guy deep-throating that saxophone, he must be a Searlsey!"

Searlsey by Yahel poop May 18, 2020

Searles 

(n). Only the best ice cream shop in East Greenwich where all of the profits are donated to the food bank, making the business a non-profit company!

"Hey guys, I'm in the mood for something sweet. Where should we go?"
"Searles Olde Tyme Ice Cream on Main! Duhhhh!"

Searles by Searles Brothers October 17, 2008

jake searles 

Has a very large penis, likes to pleasure the ladies. She needs pet insurance because he will destroy her pussy. Always gets the girls and they are always satisfied.

Pussy destroyer that jake Searles loves sticking his banana in a girls pussy

jake searles by William Searles November 23, 2013

Searley 

A bald prick who loves to watch dating shows

'Hey man have you been being a Searley?'

'Yeah all I've done is watched catfish all weekend'

Searley by Yeahhhhman321 May 19, 2017

Sandy Searles Miller Elementary School

Shady school with kids who bring drugs every two weeks. One teacher brought drugs and got fired the next day. There were a group of kids from 2014 to 2018 called the Jotos. Honestly, no one know what happened to them. In fifth grade, they all got a class together, poor Ms Daniel. A sub molested two girls in 2017 and these two kids lit the dry ass grass on fire with some glasses and blamed it on a kid by putting a lighter in his backpack. Everyone there loses their innocence by third grade.

“Haha yeah I went to sandy Searles miller elementary school...” “omg were the Jotos there?” “You should be more worries about the long ass name.”

Sandy Searles Miller Elementary School by TheRapistOfBikiniBottomGen2 November 27, 2018