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seargent by Thomas Seargent June 24, 2021
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Seargent On Arm
Members:blah blah blah blah blah
Seargent On Arm: Shut Da Fuck up and listen
Members:..............
Seargent On Aarm :Thats right motha fucka!
Seargent On Arm: Shut Da Fuck up and listen
Members:..............
Seargent On Aarm :Thats right motha fucka!
Seargent On Arm by SocialWorld July 9, 2011
Sargent Johnson
Sargent Johnson: "Men, here's where we show those split-chinned, squid head, sons of bitches that they could have not picked a worse eneny than the human race. We are going to blow the hell out of those dumb mugs until we don't have anything else to shoot 'em with! AND THEN WE ARE GOING TO STRANGLE THEM WITH THERE OWN-LIVING-GUTS! ...AM I RIGHT MARINES?!
Marines: SIR, YES, SIR!
Sargent Johnson: Mhhhm. Damn right I am. Now move it out. Double time!
Marines: SIR, YES, SIR!
Sargent Johnson: Mhhhm. Damn right I am. Now move it out. Double time!
Sargent Johnson by Michael L. Mott April 26, 2006
First Sargent's Time
First Sargent's Time: (V.) Army. Milspeak for a unit of time, dependent upon the judgement, wisdom, capriciousness or stupidity of the Company First Sargent.
As a unit of measurment, First Sargent's Time is infinately more accurate than the US Atomic Clock because the US Atomic Clock can be off a second in 10 million years, whereas FIRST SARGENT's TIME IS NEVER OFF AND NEVER WRONG, despite all logic and evidence to the contrary.
As a unit of measurment, First Sargent's Time is infinately more accurate than the US Atomic Clock because the US Atomic Clock can be off a second in 10 million years, whereas FIRST SARGENT's TIME IS NEVER OFF AND NEVER WRONG, despite all logic and evidence to the contrary.
First Sargent's Time by Lucifer Tiddys (thats DDs, not TTs) October 1, 2007
martin sargent
martin sargent by Cheesebadger January 5, 2005
Sargent Hut
Someone whom commands/barks orders to others disrespectfully usually more than one at a time.
A person acting as if you're his slave whom is extremely demanding consistantly barking orders so much the person taking the order doesn't know which direction to go in.
A person acting as if you're his slave whom is extremely demanding consistantly barking orders so much the person taking the order doesn't know which direction to go in.
The man who owns that car dealership can't even keep one employee to stay at his company because he is such a sargent hut.
Sargent Hut by daughter of sargent hut July 16, 2010
Sargent Avery Johnson
Sargent Avery Johnson by Dr Ebola Cat March 23, 2019
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"