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Seahorsed

When a female individual gets pregnant, gives birth, then leaves the baby behind with the father aka single dad status. This does not include if female is deceased and father is left to care for child on his own. This is solely for females who have left the male with their child on purpose; she has seahorsed the man.
Jenny: So you just left him with your baby?
Franny: Fuck yeah I seahorsed that fool. I'll come back after there's some mental trauma established so I can pretend I was always caring mother.
by Clibbz June 19, 2019
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Seahorse Blue

Slightly lighter than royal blue with a twist, soon to be a proud member of the Dulux colour chart! Tell your friends!
Edwin: "Holy Moses, the sky had turned a wonderful seahorse blue! ITS THE RETURN OF THE DINOSAURS NOOOO"

George: "Sweet."
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Marvin: "Remember that one time TWO Citroens were the same model and BOTH were SEAHORSE BLUE!? Fanfriggingtastic"

Godfrey: "I like trains."
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Hugh: "Hello, my name is Hugh Jass and my favorite colour is seahorse blue"

Mike: "..."

Twatface: "So I says to Bill..."
by handydoubleuu March 18, 2011
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Seahorse Blue

A very specific (and rubbish) shade of rusted blue, often used to insult pre-90s cars.
A: See that Peugot 106? Havnt seen one of them in years!
B: Yeah, its even turned a nice shade of Seahorse Blue
by jimmythedove April 23, 2011
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flaming seahorse

when a male is having sexual intercourse while on the bottom. He has his legs raised in the air with his arms around the inside wrapping around the outside. (hands usually places around ankles). the female sits on top while he thrusts his pelvis upward and legs downward ferociously.
The flaming seahorse is the best position for tight spaces.
by ya boi15 December 9, 2010
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Seahorse dad

A gestational parent who is transgender. Most typically utilised with regards to male or masculine identifying individuals. Can also be utilised by people who are non-binary or otherwise not female identifying.
The term is derived from the seahorse animal, of which the male carries and births their young.
Similar: Seahorse parent, seahorse father.
Freddy McConnell made headlines after participating in a documentary that followed his experience of pregnancy as a seahorse dad.
by Jarbour February 15, 2021
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inverted seahorse

A sexual position in which a man has anal sex with a girl while she flips under his legs and eats fishsticks from his anus.
Im hungry, wanna do the inverted seahorse?

Imma Inverted seahorse the F**k out of you!
by Sixty-Nine Man March 31, 2008
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Reverse Cricket Leg Bionic-Seahorse

The "Reverse Cricket Leg Bionic-Seahorse" is the act in which the male hangs onto a shower curtain, holds his left leg up with his other hand, while the woman does a handstand underneath him while the shower is on. The Man thrusts downward in a circular and pumping motion.
" Yo Ryan I heard you gave her a Reverse Cricket Leg Bionic-Seahorse!!"
by Pindershlon February 15, 2010
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