When a man's semen ends up on his stomach, either by his own handywork or with the help of another; inspired by the species' method of reproductive development wherein the male carries the embryos on his stomach region.
I didn't have any tissues near by so i just seahorsed myself and passed out.
She doesn't like to swallow, so she usually just gives me the ol' seahorse.
She doesn't like to swallow, so she usually just gives me the ol' seahorse.
by scrote-dogg June 02, 2007
Adjective for something that definitely wasn't lame, but not quite "hot". In other words, slightly below being hot, therefore warm, like a nice pair of mittens.
"How were things at the club last night?"
"Plenty to drink, but the music was no good. I guess shit was mittens."
"Plenty to drink, but the music was no good. I guess shit was mittens."
by 122445 May 14, 2006
1. a species of aquatic animal, especially one that is so beautiful and cute
2. an aquatic animal that looks good on blankets, towels, little bags, etc..
2. an aquatic animal that looks good on blankets, towels, little bags, etc..
by T-roy Jaankins March 26, 2011
A guy who is totally smitten with a girl. If a guy really likes a girl, then he is said to want to have her babies like a seahorse. (Much like if a girl really likes a guy, it is said that she wants to have his babies.)
"Yeah, we've been seeing each other for several months; this guy is totally my seahorse"
"Do you want to have her babies like a seahorse?"
"Do you want to have her babies like a seahorse?"
by Ellie A. Nor May 05, 2006
A man who stays at home to take care of the kids. A stay at home dad or house husband with children.
by Skeren Dreamera January 24, 2016
When you tickle a person behind the knee with your foot: Used to induce an orgasim. Not a 100% guaranteed.
"Hey, today in business class. I gave my friend a seahorse."
"Really?"
"Yeah, but he didn't come"
"Shame..."
"Really?"
"Yeah, but he didn't come"
"Shame..."
by SSeahorse January 13, 2012
by pentozali March 19, 2008
Jan 23 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose