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sea captain

the act of taking a shit WHILE taking a shower. commonly done in rural areas to preserve wildlife.
nika smelled terrible and she really had to take a dump so she saved time by taking a sea captain
sea captain by Garrett GC January 4, 2009

Sea captain

A well calloused hand job. Most commonly given by weight lifters and longshoremen.
At first I wasn't too fond of Becky's sea captains but, I'm beginning to cum around. Plus the definition in those lats is crazy!

Flemish Sea Captain 

A Flemish Sea Captain occurs while one partner is performing oral sex and blows their nose (ideally with a large amount of phlegm) onto their partner's genitals.
Suzy: "Oh yeah...oh yeah..."

Jonny: "I'm so stuffed up with all this phlegm...I can feel it dripping down my nose."

Suzy: "It's okay, just give me the Flemish Sea Captain"

* (sound of blowing nose)

Jonny: "Crap, I've got a nosebleed..."

swarthy sea captain 

an ugly or haggard person.

one who has been rode hard and put away wet.
"there goes that mangy old hooker. man, is she a swarthy sea captain or what?"

Salty Sea Captain 

When you nut on a girls back into her butt dimples and place a little paper boat on it.
"I gave sarah the salty sea captain last night, and now she won't let me finish on her back anymore."
Salty Sea Captain by DZG August 29, 2020

Captain Sea Snort

After the Man ejaculates onto is tummy, his partner comes in and snorts it off of his chest..
Jane gave Austin a Captain Sea Snort last night
Captain Sea Snort by Naggster June 16, 2009
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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