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tissue sea-life

subterranean reproductive organisms found often dried in the folds of tissue nestled in dark corners under or near adolescent and post-adolescent male's place of slumber. Its distinctive characteristics include its crusty texture accompanied by its sea-like aroma.
Good God, it smells like tissue sea-life in here. What have you been doing?!
by Riceball8 January 22, 2007
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Sea Life

Real definition: creatures of the sea (fish, amphibians, aquatic mammals, etc.)

Fun definition: another way of saying crushes (courtesy of my friends)
Usually, if one has a crush, one will choose a creature of the sea (e.g. Catfish, shark, sperm whale, etc.) and use it as a code name for their crush.
Often (but not exclusively) an animal beginning with the same letter as ones crush- (e.g. Blob fish=Bobby)
The 'sea' can also be used as a code name for 'love life'
Person one: "so how's your sea life been recently, guys?"
Person two: "well, Carp knows my name."
Person three: "My sea is dead, nothing has survived, all sea life is irradiated."
by LookinForPizza December 10, 2020
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