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Sea Cougar
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The act of having sex with an elderly
woman in the middle
of the ocean, ejaculating on her face, then covering it with seaweed, finished by clapping your
hands in the air
and going "
ort
ort"
Your mom
looks like
she would
love
a Sea Cougar
by
Kevjes Garbishop
December 11, 2012
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