The act of having sex with an elderly woman in the middle of the ocean, ejaculating on her face, then covering it with seaweed, finished by clapping your hands in the air and going "ort ort"
1)A senior citizen cougar.
2)A cougar, an older woman seeking love from a younger man. A scougar, a much older woman seeking love from a younger man.
3)One who is a grandmother or over the age of 60 who seeks the love of a younger man.
1)Thats not a cougar, thats a scougar. She old as dirt.
2)You kiddin me, her daughter is a cougar, she's a scougar. She got grandchildren!!
The older lady at the club wearing clothes her daughter should only wear; the lady who thinks shes hot and wants to show off her midsection.....usually seen in large super centers where discount clothes help the scougar be a scougar
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'