The act of having sex with an elderly woman in the middle of the ocean, ejaculating on her face, then covering it with seaweed, finished by clapping your hands in the air and going "ort ort"
1)A senior citizen cougar.
2)A cougar, an older woman seeking love from a younger man. A scougar, a much older woman seeking love from a younger man.
3)One who is a grandmother or over the age of 60 who seeks the love of a younger man.
1)Thats not a cougar, thats a scougar. She old as dirt.
2)You kiddin me, her daughter is a cougar, she's a scougar. She got grandchildren!!
The older lady at the club wearing clothes her daughter should only wear; the lady who thinks shes hot and wants to show off her midsection.....usually seen in large super centers where discount clothes help the scougar be a scougar
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle bitermay be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"