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Sea Cougar 

The act of having sex with an elderly woman in the middle of the ocean, ejaculating on her face, then covering it with seaweed, finished by clapping your hands in the air and going "ort ort"
Your mom looks like she would love a Sea Cougar
Sea Cougar by Kevjes Garbishop December 11, 2012
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(Jeff Little) Check out that cougar, she's hot.

(Jeff Macrea) No, she's not a cougar, she's too sophisticated....she's a scougar!!
Scougar by Jennathan February 28, 2009
1)A senior citizen cougar.
2)A cougar, an older woman seeking love from a younger man. A scougar, a much older woman seeking love from a younger man.
3)One who is a grandmother or over the age of 60 who seeks the love of a younger man.
1)Thats not a cougar, thats a scougar. She old as dirt.
2)You kiddin me, her daughter is a cougar, she's a scougar. She got grandchildren!!
The older lady at the club wearing clothes her daughter should only wear; the lady who thinks shes hot and wants to show off her midsection.....usually seen in large super centers where discount clothes help the scougar be a scougar
Scougar by scougrhuntr November 22, 2010

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026