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Scuz Waffle 

This term usually refers to the kid that no one in school wants to talk to because he hasn't bathed in three weeks. You can usually spot this person without having to get too close to smell them by noting their old heavy metal T-Shirts and stupid ass look on their face. They pride themselves on underachievement and playing air guitar in class instead of trying to better themselves. They serve no real purpose in life except to keep people in need of good organs on the waiting list longer than they should. Someone should really pass a law that says we can harvest them.
"You know, looking back on all the assholes from high school, I think it's safe to say that Tim and George were real scuz waffles."
Scuz Waffle by KevoB April 21, 2009
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scumwaffle 

One who reverts to nefarious tactics that undermine others in order to advance personally or professionally.
"Did you hear that Joe stabbed Pete in the back to get that promotion? What a scumwaffle."

Scumwaffle 

Noun; a piece of sh*t ex that deserves to rot in hell because they are toxic people and suck the life out of you
Keith is such a scumwaffle; I can't believe how many times he cheated!!!!
Scumwaffle by RoyalBones December 17, 2016