Scuz Waffle

This term usually refers to the kid that no one in school wants to talk to because he hasn't bathed in three weeks. You can usually spot this person without having to get too close to smell them by noting their old heavy metal T-Shirts and stupid ass look on their face. They pride themselves on underachievement and playing air guitar in class instead of trying to better themselves. They serve no real purpose in life except to keep people in need of good organs on the waiting list longer than they should. Someone should really pass a law that says we can harvest them.

"You know, looking back on all the assholes from high school, I think it's safe to say that Tim and George were real scuz waffles."

Scuz Waffle by KevoB April 21, 2009

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scumwaffle

One who reverts to nefarious tactics that undermine others in order to advance personally or professionally.

"Did you hear that Joe stabbed Pete in the back to get that promotion? What a scumwaffle."

scumwaffle by increaseyourwordieism April 24, 2005

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Scumwaffle

Noun; a piece of sh*t ex that deserves to rot in hell because they are toxic people and suck the life out of you

Keith is such a scumwaffle; I can't believe how many times he cheated!!!!

Scumwaffle by RoyalBones December 17, 2016

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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