Scuttlebutt

A strip club located in Slidell, Louisiana which is about 30 minuets away from new orleans. Any one who lives here could tell you that Scuttlebutt is a strip club full of white trash/chunky/nasty chicks.
Go to Bourbon st. for a real strip club.
me: have you ever been to scuttlebutts
dad: yea, me and paul saw a girl there with one arm, we call her flipper.

roger:did you hear that ---- works at scuttlebutt now?
me: hahahaha no way
by shittylitkjkj January 13, 2010
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The act of a dog dragging its ass across the carpet.
Moooommmm, your dog scuttlebutted across your floor again! (being yelled from the basement of your parents house)
by doglover4ever February 04, 2010
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The act of continuously farting while walking. Popping off multiple farts while walking. As you take each step you cut another fart.
Mike: Eweee!, what't that smell?!

Russ: Oh that's just me scuttlebuttin' across the house.

Mike: Oh, cool. I thought that was a black cat firecracker going off.

Russ: Nope, just me getting my thorough scuttlebtt on.
by RussRidd May 29, 2012
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A deviant sexual act occurring while one partner provides oral stimulation to the buttocks of the other. The one recieving the stimulation, also known as the "scuttle", defecates into the mouth of his partner, known as the "scuttled".

The "Scuttled" has the option to consume or disgard the byproduct.

It is HIGHLY offensive to execute a Scuttlebutt without forewarning.
Melissa - "You wouldn't believe it! He tried to scuttlebutt me!!!"

Sandy - "Thats what you get for eating ass"
by Fenderick Pottersquash January 23, 2010
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A secret meeting place to swap secret information; a term used in the military.

Also a strip club in Slidell, Louisiana.
Went to Scuttlebutt's last night, and Lydia gave one hell of a lap dance!
by fae_dreamer23 March 24, 2008
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One who entertains the sport of "Buttock-scuttling"
"Man I was down the Flatulence emporium the other day, when I was roughly accosted by an octet of heavy set "Buttock-scuttlers". Why, Thank god I have my over sized novelty consumption pacification extender or things might have got quite obtuse I can tell you!" - Franky the Hyper-laxative Extreme Scuttlebutt Spokesman
by penis-vagina December 17, 2007
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Well the scuttlebutt around here is that you banged a whore for your first time.
by Mike September 07, 2005
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