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shufflebutt 

A government employee, particularly one who handles paperwork. Anyone possessing the speed & skills of a government employee. Refers to the speed & manner with which all government employees perform their daily tasks.
"Better figure three hours to get your drivers licence with those shufflebutts."
shufflebutt by aethernet September 29, 2006

snifflebutt 

a sweet girl, extremely cute, who is clearly sick but denies being sick. then usually tries to verbally attack you to change the subject.
quit lieing about being sick, freakin snifflebutt
snifflebutt by John Q everyman September 27, 2010

scuzzlebutt 

A misunderstood creature that has an arm made of celery and Patrick Duffy as a leg.

It is actually a very kind creature despite it's strange appearance. Urban myths telling of its fierceness are largely untrue. Believed to have been killed by Stan Marsh a few years a go.
Scuzzlebutt: Friends?

Stan: :::Click:::KaBoom::::

::::Scuzzlebutt brains everywhere:::
scuzzlebutt by snlgirl September 6, 2005

scuzzlebutt 

Scuzzlebutt is a creature that lives up on this very mountain, and kills anybody who dares climb to the top.

It loves the taste of blood, and likes to add pieces to its deformed body.

On his left arm, instead of a hand, he has.... A piece of celery.

He walks with a limp. Because one of his legs is missing. And where his leg should be, there's nothing but........Patrick Duffy.

So he lives alone on this mountain, and weaves baskets, and other assorted crafts. They say that on quiet nights you can hear him weaving his baskets. Tahink, tahink , tahink
1) Maybe it's Scuzzlebutt coming to weave us into wicker baskets.

2) I am Scuzzlebutt, Lord of the Mountains. Behold my Patrick Duffy leg.

3) Dude, it's Scuzzlebutt! Cartman wasn't lying.
scuzzlebutt by JPEXS September 22, 2008

Scuddlebutt 

Have you heard any scuddlebutt about my promotion?
Scuddlebutt by CJidkshoot June 10, 2018

scuttlebutt 

Well the scuttlebutt around here is that you banged a whore for your first time.
scuttlebutt by Mike September 25, 2005