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Urban Scuttlebot World Champion 

jontz is the 'Urban Scuttlebot World Champion' from the years 1900-2050+.

There is no doubt about it.
Someone: 'Who is the Urban Scuttlebot World Champion?'
Someone else: jontz is, duh.

Scuttlebug 

Scuttlebugs are enemies in Super Mario, first seen in Super Mario 64
(User): What are the best enemies in Mario 64?
(User 2): I think its Scuttlebug.
Scuttlebug by DooDooFardLol April 26, 2021

scuttlebutt 

Well the scuttlebutt around here is that you banged a whore for your first time.
scuttlebutt by Mike September 25, 2005

scuttlebutt 

1. (Slang) Gossip; rumor
2. (Nautical) A drinking fountain on a ship; a cask on a ship used to hold the day's supply of drinking water.
3. (noun) a report (often malicious) about the doings of other people
I was hanging out at the scuttlebutt, waiting to get some water when I heard some good scuttlebutt on Vern and an inflatable sheep.

scuttlebutt 

That site is a good way to spread unwanted scuttlebutt.
scuttlebutt by Light Joker January 15, 2005

Scuttlebuck the Tustard 

A colloquial phrase that can be used in various ways deviating from the literal translation, "rape the fart".
I want to see all of you giving it %110 percent! The Mustangs are our biggest rival, you don't need me to remind you of that! And you know Coach Durden plays dirty, so if he sends in the secondary to put pressure on the line I expect you to scuttlebuck the tustards because it's Hammertime, baby! Go Sharks!