Scurvootie Share definition Flag scurvootie = when your cootie is so damaged it takes the form of an "s" Her baby's head when born was the shape of an "S", she must have a scurvootie. Scurvootie by J_C AT November 6, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the Scurvootie mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch