Scumage

When man's testicles stick to the side of his leg.

"God it so f'ing hot out and now I have scumage!"
"My scumage is making me walk funny ad I feel lopsided."

by urbandj March 12, 2009

Scumge

cuckholds who enjoy how much steam user 76561198119824195 pleases their girl so much that they also decide to download hunt showdown just to watch their bull play the game, be it within a bush or through a wall

sarah, scumge's wife of 8 years, is unfilled and so scumge begged steam user 76561198119824195 to do what they can not. in exchange, scumge is strongly committed to the one thing they are able to commit to, refilling their bull's gatorade.

by scumgegae July 26, 2023

crimson scurages

Really bad diarrhea (Liquid)

Those crimson scurages made her shit through a screen door and she ain't make a mess!

by 2012ToyotaCamry January 26, 2017

schmageggy

Yiddish: A lame, ineffectual, or pussy-whipped woman of a man.

I can't take that schmageggy seriously while he's gesticulating so wildly.

by Ma Dwallace January 12, 2006

Slumage

Definition:

1. A visual seen on lsd when plants on the ground seem to intertwine with the mud or dirt, mentally making it hard to walk on a flat surface

2. also can be used to discribe a huge mess

Example:

1. I can't continue walking through this slumage, I feel like I'm sinking.

2. New York is a slumage lets go back to PA.

by A-non Omus March 3, 2010

schmageggy

used to describe some random guy

look at dat schmageggy walking around there

by Ninjalo March 8, 2004

schmageckel

First used to describe the crusty stuff at the bottom of a cup of churros from a mexican restaurant.

I haven't come up with a better definition for it yet but I like to think it has something yiddish to do with a penis.

Are you gonna eat that schmageckel?
Get that schmageckel out of my face!
or Schmageckel Envy.

by Chris Hardt May 8, 2008