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When man's testicles stick to the side of his leg.
"God it so f'ing hot out and now I have scumage!"
"My scumage is making me walk funny ad I feel lopsided."
Scumage by urbandj March 12, 2009
Words you can keep
cuckholds who enjoy how much steam user 76561198119824195 pleases their girl so much that they also decide to download hunt showdown just to watch their bull play the game, be it within a bush or through a wall
sarah, scumge's wife of 8 years, is unfilled and so scumge begged steam user 76561198119824195 to do what they can not. in exchange, scumge is strongly committed to the one thing they are able to commit to, refilling their bull's gatorade.
Scumge by scumgegae July 26, 2023
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crimson scurages 

Those crimson scurages made her shit through a screen door and she ain't make a mess!
crimson scurages by 2012ToyotaCamry January 26, 2017

schmageggy 

Yiddish: A lame, ineffectual, or pussy-whipped woman of a man.
I can't take that schmageggy seriously while he's gesticulating so wildly.
schmageggy by Ma Dwallace January 12, 2006
Definition:

1. A visual seen on lsd when plants on the ground seem to intertwine with the mud or dirt, mentally making it hard to walk on a flat surface

2. also can be used to discribe a huge mess
Example:

1. I can't continue walking through this slumage, I feel like I'm sinking.

2. New York is a slumage lets go back to PA.
Slumage by A-non Omus March 3, 2010

schmageggy 

used to describe some random guy
look at dat schmageggy walking around there
schmageggy by Ninjalo March 8, 2004

schmageckel 

First used to describe the crusty stuff at the bottom of a cup of churros from a mexican restaurant.

I haven't come up with a better definition for it yet but I like to think it has something yiddish to do with a penis.
Are you gonna eat that schmageckel?
Get that schmageckel out of my face!
or Schmageckel Envy.
schmageckel by Chris Hardt May 8, 2008
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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