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schmeckel 

Yiddish for small penis. Not a flattering term. Often used to describe a person in unflattering terms.
Herbie is such a schmeckel he can't get the same date twice.
Herbie's such a schmeckel the girls at the office nicknamed him "Is it In?" Herbie.
schmeckel by snappy2 March 31, 2008
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schmackel 

Schmackel is the sound that Smegma makes during sex!
When your knocking the back out of it and you hear Schmackel - schmackel - schmackel - schmackel, your hearing smegma in action ;)
schmackel by n7v.net August 28, 2008

Schmeckeldorf 

1. Complete ownage of someone

2. A random nickname for a dog
1. "Wow! Yesterday, I totally schmeckeldorfed someone on Call of Duty!"

2. "Aww, what's his name?"
"Scruffy, but we call him Schmeckeldorf."
Schmeckeldorf by noshoesneeded August 6, 2008

schmeckel 

damn dude go get your schmeckel checked out
schmeckel by schmeles September 23, 2010

Schmeckel 

Alternative spelling: Schmeckle.

Currency in the Rick and Morty universe.
Schmeckel: "My name is Slippery Stairs, I'll take you down there for 25 Shmeckels." (S1E5)
Schmeckel by saralesarale March 11, 2019

schmeckel 

1. Yiddish word used for a schmuck, but who is a little more benign, a more stupid and uninformed schmuck.

2. used also for a pre-pubescent penis, not yet fully grown.
1. He is a real schmeckel, for stealing sheets from the hotel laundry room for a toga party, with a policeman watching.

2. My 11 year old son is just discovering that his schmeckel
may be used for something else other than peeing.
schmeckel by Martin Lizerbram October 9, 2007