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scumscraper

One who performs menial tasks for low pay in a long series of short term stints of employment.
What do you do for a living?
I’m a fucking scumscraper. What do you think I am, a doctor?
scumscraper by Balls2Wall January 9, 2024

scumscraper

A person who spends their life working a long series of low paying menial jobs.
What does your dad do for a living?
He’s a scumscraper. Got 20 bucks?
scumscraper by Balls2Wall January 16, 2024

scumscraper

Someone who works an endless string of menial jobs, performing poorly, showing up sporadically, and only lasting more than 90 days in places with extremely high turnover, in which case they would generally quit after a few months.
Hey man, I need a job, asshole I was working for just fired me.

What kind of work are you looking for?
Basic scumscraper type stuff. .
scumscraper by Balls2Wall January 18, 2024

scumscraper

Someone who works an endless string of menial jobs, typically staying no longer than 6 months or as short as a few days at each, usually missing a day or two per week with or without calling and showing up visibly intoxicated periodically. Typically lives in a ramshackle trailer on the outskirts of town, filled with children of various ages and parentage.
What does your dad do?
He’s a scumscraper. Can I borrow 10 bucks?

Here, take 20.
scumscraper by Balls2Wall February 6, 2024
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026