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scumscraper

One who performs menial tasks for low pay in a long series of short term stints of employment.
What do you do for a living?
I’m a fucking scumscraper. What do you think I am, a doctor?
scumscraper by Balls2Wall January 9, 2024

scumscraper

A person who spends their life working a long series of low paying menial jobs.
What does your dad do for a living?
He’s a scumscraper. Got 20 bucks?
scumscraper by Balls2Wall January 16, 2024

scumscraper

Someone who works an endless string of menial jobs, performing poorly, showing up sporadically, and only lasting more than 90 days in places with extremely high turnover, in which case they would generally quit after a few months.
Hey man, I need a job, asshole I was working for just fired me.

What kind of work are you looking for?
Basic scumscraper type stuff. .
scumscraper by Balls2Wall January 18, 2024

scumscraper

Someone who works an endless string of menial jobs, typically staying no longer than 6 months or as short as a few days at each, usually missing a day or two per week with or without calling and showing up visibly intoxicated periodically. Typically lives in a ramshackle trailer on the outskirts of town, filled with children of various ages and parentage.
What does your dad do?
He’s a scumscraper. Can I borrow 10 bucks?

Here, take 20.
scumscraper by Balls2Wall February 6, 2024

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026