Scuffin Muffin
Scuffin Muffin by DaCoachJr July 31, 2009
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Scuffin Muffin
The technical definition of the opposite of butterface: a member of the more feminine sex who's face is more attractive than her body.
Guy A: "You know that girl Lindsay Lohan? Dude, she is the only girl to ever transfer left to right along the Butterface-Scuffin Muffin Spectrum (B-SMS)."
Guy B: "In what way?"
Guy A: "Well her body was really smoking, and her face wasn't that great in comparison, but when she did drugs, she went all emaciated sudanese on us and her face never looked better by comparison."
Guy B: "In what way?"
Guy A: "Well her body was really smoking, and her face wasn't that great in comparison, but when she did drugs, she went all emaciated sudanese on us and her face never looked better by comparison."
Scuffin Muffin by Cunty Punter October 18, 2010
Butterfaced-Scuffin Muffin
Someone With both a ugly face and ugly body, more or less the combination of both a butterface (someone with an ugly face and an alright body) and scuffin muffin (someone with a cute face and ugly body).
Could replace the term: Ugly
Could replace the term: Ugly
Girl #1: That girl I hooked up with last night was super hot
Girl #2: Ya right, she was a butterfaced-scuffin muffin
Girl #2: Ya right, she was a butterfaced-scuffin muffin
Butterfaced-Scuffin Muffin by NAR-WHAL!!! June 21, 2012
Butterface-Scuffin Muffin Spectrum (B-SMS)
The spectrum by which a girl's body is rated in comparison to her face, where butterface is an ugly face v a nice body and scuffin muffin is a nice face v an ugly body. A zero is optimal, denoting your body and face are roughly at the same attractiveness level.
Guy: "Ehh I'll give her a overall 7.5 on the hotness scale, but on the Butterface-Scuffin Muffin Spectrum (B-SMS) she's moderately leaning towards Scuffin Muffin."
Butterface-Scuffin Muffin Spectrum (B-SMS) by Cunty Punter October 18, 2010
Double Stuffin Muffin
When a Slammy (SlamWhore,Slampig,Original Cowgirl,or ButtHole Whore) Is mounted in the fetile position while sitting on top of an O.S. (Original Scumbag/Male) with his Hammer of a Dong in her snatch, while another O.S. is behind her fully erect and ready to go and slams his RamRod right in the Slammies rectum.
Double Peneatration the Scummy way.
Double Peneatration the Scummy way.
O.S.#1:"Damn Slammy the way you ride my Sledge is Slamtastic!, You deserve a surprise gift would you like one you dirty girl?"
Slammy:"Ofcourse I would love a surprise aslong it has something to do with your Big Bold Dong!"
O.S.#1:"O haha, Your in for a treat Slam Bam let me tell ya.... Look out behind ya!"
Slammy:AAAAAAAAAA!!!
O.S.#2:"Pass the Jack while I slam my cockasaurus in her crack"
The tales of A Double Stuffin Muffin
Slammy:"Ofcourse I would love a surprise aslong it has something to do with your Big Bold Dong!"
O.S.#1:"O haha, Your in for a treat Slam Bam let me tell ya.... Look out behind ya!"
Slammy:AAAAAAAAAA!!!
O.S.#2:"Pass the Jack while I slam my cockasaurus in her crack"
The tales of A Double Stuffin Muffin
Double Stuffin Muffin by SkumBag8 November 15, 2010
Scruffin' The Muffin
"Hey Jess, has Brad gone down on you yet?"
"Yeah girl but he didn't shave so it hurt a little."
"Ew. He was Scruffin' The Muffin?"
"LOL! Yes! Girl you cray-cray."
"Yeah girl but he didn't shave so it hurt a little."
"Ew. He was Scruffin' The Muffin?"
"LOL! Yes! Girl you cray-cray."
Scruffin' The Muffin by LuvMyHootie June 9, 2014